What Makes You REALLY ANGRY?

What Makes You REALLY ANGRY?

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Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Monday 24th August 2015
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Al U said:
Despite the fact my fiance knows I am asthmatic, recently whenever I take a large breath and breathe out (which to her sounds like a huff) I get asked "oh, what have I done' or "oh what's wrong with you" or "what are you annoyed about".

I AM JUST BREATHING FOR fk SAKE CAN I DO THAT WITHOUT YOU fkING COMMENTING EVERY fkING TIME!?

Recently she has also started using the word "legit" in totally the wrong fking context, when the word "actually" would suffice. "He legit just stood up and walked out", as an example. It's like she thinks she is a teenager again sometimes, does my nut in!



A happy marriage awaits me.
I give your future marriage 12 months then you will "actually" wink



Nezquick

1,453 posts

125 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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People who don't put weights back in the gym.

I went last night and they were fking everywhere. I fail to see why I should have to walk round and find the weights I want when someone just can't be arsed putting them back where they came from. It's not difficult and if you've proved to the rest of us that you can lift that massive 14kg dumbell for all of the 6 reps you've used it for, I'm sure you can exert a bit more effort and walk to put it back. tts!

Zod

35,295 posts

257 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Tidybeard said:
nicanary said:
HTP99 said:
Tidybeard said:
Seven rashers of bacon in a pack.
The wife leaving one rasher as out of the four that are left; 3 is enough and 4 are too much; what the fk am I supposed to do with the remaining single rasher?!!
All of this. They reduce in size when cooked, so you need 2 rashers in each sandwich, and thus 4 rashers for a good brunch. Usually the makers print the number of rashers in the packet in such small type you can't see it.
For so long I thought I was alone. Thank you for sharing your pain my fellow sufferers.
I have four in a muffin!

Al U

2,311 posts

130 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Zod said:
Tidybeard said:
nicanary said:
HTP99 said:
Tidybeard said:
Seven rashers of bacon in a pack.
The wife leaving one rasher as out of the four that are left; 3 is enough and 4 are too much; what the fk am I supposed to do with the remaining single rasher?!!
All of this. They reduce in size when cooked, so you need 2 rashers in each sandwich, and thus 4 rashers for a good brunch. Usually the makers print the number of rashers in the packet in such small type you can't see it.
For so long I thought I was alone. Thank you for sharing your pain my fellow sufferers.
I have four in a muffin!
Packet of 8 rashers the other day, while I think 3 is enough in a muffin I'm not going to leave 2 stragglers behind. So the fiance and I had a muffin each with 4 rashers, went down well.

FredClogs

14,041 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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ISIS

immigrant

397 posts

194 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Europa1 said:
I'm with the earlier posters who said people in shops, cafes, etc who ask "Can I get...". No, you retard, the person serving you is the one who will "get" what it is you want to "have".
I find it odd that this infuriates so many people here. It comes up on every thread of this type.

Does it really anger people? Do you have to be so literal? Do you never use slang in casual interactions?

Foreign people are used to saying it and hearing it. Many English people are now used to saying it and hearing it. It is a harmless turn of phrase, like "grab a bite to eat".

Anyway, can I get something added to the thread? London's arrogant and imbecilic pedestrians. Crossing when and where they're not supposed to, then getting uppity when called on it. If a motorist or motorcyclist hits one of these idiots, there lives are ruined - jail/insurance/ban/unemployment follows, yet these twits evidently think the rules don't apply to them and their time is more valuable.

Also, 'divine right' type cyclists, the type who pull out without looking or simply flout all rules - just another example of supreme arrogance where responsibility is devolved to everyone else.

Edited by immigrant on Tuesday 25th August 13:05

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

227 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Nezquick said:
People who don't put weights back in the gym.

I went last night and they were fking everywhere. I fail to see why I should have to walk round and find the weights I want when someone just can't be arsed putting them back where they came from. It's not difficult and if you've proved to the rest of us that you can lift that massive 14kg dumbell for all of the 6 reps you've used it for, I'm sure you can exert a bit more effort and walk to put it back. tts!
Roid rage?

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

227 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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FredClogs said:
ISIS
Harsh.

http://www.isis.stfc.ac.uk/

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

243 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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immigrant said:
I find it odd that this infuriates so many people here. It comes up on every thread of this type.

Does it really anger people? Do you have to be so literal? Do you never use slang in casual interactions?
Slang? Yes. Egregious abuse of my mother tongue? Absolutely not.

steelbreeze

136 posts

133 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Those people who drive straight on to a roundabout at 60mph without slowing down as they can see from a distance there is nothing coming from the right, but cannot check there is nothing already on, or half on, the roundabout from their left. As they have right of way, they just zoom past at 60mph and just miss my car as I do an emergency stop. Dangerous arrogant idiots.

steelbreeze

136 posts

133 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Dog owners who think it's amusing to let their little, or not so little, darlings, roam free in a public park barking and jumping at everyone, despite the "dogs must be kept on leads" signs. If you say anything, as you drag their vicious snarling beast off your terrified toddler, they roll their eyes and say things like "he's only a puppy, just being friendly" because they know you're not going to get into too much of a row with them while Tyson looks on menacingly. In fact vicious dog owners who think they're so hard in general - scum of the earth.

Japveesix

4,476 posts

167 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Loaghtan Target said:
I've thought about this and realised almost nothing makes me really angry. My expectations have dropped so low I'm just mildly disheartened by the stupidly it seems we must all inflict upon each other.

There is only one exception, one thing which will for certain send me in to a rage, and that's my own stupidity. The most frequent occurrence is if I get half way somewhere and realise I've forgotten something... Que instant screaming tanty!
I drove my girlfriend from Bristol to Essex for a friend of hers wedding and had just gone past Reading when she asked where my suit bag was frown

I then drove straight back (almost 2 hours) picked uo the suit from thehook on the back of the door and set straight off again with no break. She's not insured on my car so couldn't help with the driving and then we got stuck in traffic which wasn't there 3 hours before.

Took about 8 hours in the end I think with no break except to get fuel.

I was angry, uncommunicative and miserable and then had to attend a wedding where I knew no-one at all.....but it turned out to have a free bar so I got totally hammered and had a pretty fun night dancing!

Nezquick

1,453 posts

125 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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funkyrobot said:
Nezquick said:
People who don't put weights back in the gym.

I went last night and they were fking everywhere. I fail to see why I should have to walk round and find the weights I want when someone just can't be arsed putting them back where they came from. It's not difficult and if you've proved to the rest of us that you can lift that massive 14kg dumbell for all of the 6 reps you've used it for, I'm sure you can exert a bit more effort and walk to put it back. tts!
Roid rage?
fk off! biggrin

prand

5,910 posts

195 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Japveesix said:
I drove my girlfriend from Bristol to Essex for a friend of hers wedding and had just gone past Reading when she asked where my suit bag was frown

I then drove straight back (almost 2 hours) picked uo the suit from thehook on the back of the door and set straight off again with no break. She's not insured on my car so couldn't help with the driving and then we got stuck in traffic which wasn't there 3 hours before.

Took about 8 hours in the end I think with no break except to get fuel.

I was angry, uncommunicative and miserable and then had to attend a wedding where I knew no-one at all.....but it turned out to have a free bar so I got totally hammered and had a pretty fun night dancing!
You are mental, you must hate yourself to give yourself so much punishment! Why didn't you just drive to a local Primark and pick up a £50 suit and save yourself 8hrs of hell?

Japveesix

4,476 posts

167 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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prand said:
Japveesix said:
I drove my girlfriend from Bristol to Essex for a friend of hers wedding and had just gone past Reading when she asked where my suit bag was frown

I then drove straight back (almost 2 hours) picked uo the suit from thehook on the back of the door and set straight off again with no break. She's not insured on my car so couldn't help with the driving and then we got stuck in traffic which wasn't there 3 hours before.

Took about 8 hours in the end I think with no break except to get fuel.

I was angry, uncommunicative and miserable and then had to attend a wedding where I knew no-one at all.....but it turned out to have a free bar so I got totally hammered and had a pretty fun night dancing!
You are mental, you must hate yourself to give yourself so much punishment! Why didn't you just drive to a local Primark and pick up a £50 suit and save yourself 8hrs of hell?
Good question. I debated a lot at the time but we were arriving late(ish) anyway with wedding first thing in the morning. Coupled with the fact that I hate shopping and I'm too cheap to buy a suit I'd only wear once (I never wear suits) I chose the return drive.

To be honest never thought about shopping on the way, only the fact that we'd be too late for shops by the time we got there. Oops...perhaps a slight error of judgement on my part. I blame the almost apocalyptic rage I was in.

prand

5,910 posts

195 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Japveesix said:
Good question. I debated a lot at the time but we were arriving late(ish) anyway with wedding first thing in the morning. Coupled with the fact that I hate shopping and I'm too cheap to buy a suit I'd only wear once (I never wear suits) I chose the return drive.

To be honest never thought about shopping on the way, only the fact that we'd be too late for shops by the time we got there. Oops...perhaps a slight error of judgement on my part. I blame the almost apocalyptic rage I was in.
Never mind, I tend to pay my way out of trouble than waste my hard earned free time which of course has its own set of issues.

Studio117

4,250 posts

190 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Yes you sat next to me. The seats are too small for non midgets. You have the space to move but sit there squashing other passengers in you fat fking piece of st.


littlegreenfairy

10,133 posts

220 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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Chuggers who knock on the door in the evening and all that it entails.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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My mother gets irrationally angry at the sight of Dennis Waterman.

She's a bit crazy but I don't mind 'er

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Tuesday 25th August 2015
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PPI calls.

My mobile number has got into the hands of some firm and i've so far had 3 calls from different numbers.

I expect more to come.