What Makes You REALLY ANGRY?

[funkyrobot]

This:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[chibbard]

After recently coming back from holiday, I've decided people who reserve sunbeds next to the swimming pools at stupid o clock but never actually use them until after lunch really annoy me.

[Kiltie]

funkyrobot said:

This:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

If you post the logout link, the admins think it's hilarious and send you messages of thanks.

[prand]

chibbard said:

After recently coming back from holiday, I've decided people who reserve sunbeds next to the swimming pools at stupid o clock but never actually use them until after lunch really annoy me.

Easily solved by throwing towels in the pool or bushes and claiming ignorance, no?

[poing]

Bagpipes!

I live in a part of the world where lots of local events involve some bunch of people dressing up and playing bloody bagpipes. When I invent a time machine my first task is to travel back and murder the inventor and his entire family, and any pets just to make sure.

[AintItFun]

People who are too trusting for their own good .. .

They give the under dog a chance only to be let down by said under dog not just once but everytime the under dog gives a sob story they have changed ...

[Cotty]

poing said:

Bagpipes!

I live in a part of the world where lots of local events involve some bunch of people dressing up and playing bloody bagpipes. When I invent a time machine my first task is to travel back and murder the inventor and his entire family, and any pets just to make sure.

What's the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

[GEWAGON]

Axionknight said:

hora said:

GEWAGON said:

"have they lost the ability to swallow" My fking Wife Has

I will be the judge of that

No, I will.

(She doesn't FYI).

[Leptons]

People who loiter around zebra crossings.

[Veeayt]

Every single thread with 300bhp in it completely ruins my PH time.

[mikef]

Suitcases on four wheels at airports

People that drag a laptop around on wheels in the City - are their laptops made of lead?

[Leptons]

Feminists.

[Luke Warm]

Being kept waiting for longer than 10 minutes.

[Coatesy351]

hora said:

When you arrange a blokes away date and you pay up front out of your own pocket. You then spend the time between booking and actual date herding fickle cats. In the two days before you get the typical 'I can't find my left shoe so I'll have to bail' from one. Then the inevitable 'I didn't come so why should I pay up'? Even though they know you paid. Then you are the one made to feel tight for even broaching the subject....

The ironic thing is if you didn't do all this - nothing would happen and when it all comes off- everyone has a brilliant time with great memories.

ITs the bloody pain I have to go through to get them there!

Edited by hora on Wednesday 26th August 10:28

Yup but least you made it happen. 😊

[anonymous-user]

Veeayt said:

Every single thread with 300bhp in it completely ruins my PH time.

As if you know better, you prick.

[/300mode]

[Oceans]

Me: Ok cool, you've got a new phone.
Mother: Yep it's an *shouts* Iphone.
Me: Yes, I'm well aware what an Iphone is, that's cool.
Mother: I've however got these little red symbols over every *shouts* App!??
Me: Yes that's absolutely normal, this indicates the app in question needs updating.
Mother: I'm not sure that's safe? I'm not risking my bank details updating a silly app.
Me: *biting tongue* that's just normal, it just indicates there's an update for the app.
Mother: I'm sorry but I can't risk it, I'm just going to leave the phone as it is.

Good lord I love her but MY GOD

[rambo19]

Leptons said:

People who loiter around zebra crossings.

IIRC, is it not an offence?

[jonamv8]

steelbreeze said:

Dog owners who think it's amusing to let their little, or not so little, darlings, roam free in a public park barking and jumping at everyone, despite the "dogs must be kept on leads" signs. If you say anything, as you drag their vicious snarling beast off your terrified toddler, they roll their eyes and say things like "he's only a puppy, just being friendly" because they know you're not going to get into too much of a row with them while Tyson looks on menacingly. In fact vicious dog owners who think they're so hard in general - scum of the earth.

Do you have children by any chance

[Shambler]

Old people.

My grandfather pulled the alert in his sheltered housing, they sent an ambulance round. He answered the door and told them he was hungry.

[Leptons]

rambo19 said:

Leptons said:

People who loiter around zebra crossings.

IIRC, is it not an offence?

If it isn't, it bloody well should be. I hate being left in Limbo having slowed down and then trying to decide if they're having a chat with someone they've bumped into or actually waiting to cross!

s!

Edit; I feel we need one of those Public information films about it. Perfect excuse to stop showing the fking one about dogs getting lungworm.