What Makes You REALLY ANGRY?

[MidnightXR6]

Powered by "Fairy Dust" Sticker on the back of cars then lots of little stars around it.

Yeah ok you are on drugs.

[Kiltie]

Those thin plastic tag things used to attach labels to clothing and low fat yoghurt.

[Kiltie]

Flora Shedden + Sue Perkins

[GOG440]

SpeedMattersNot said:

Kiltie said:

People who park their vehicles on the pavement with no regard for others who might need the width of the footpath.

I hate 'em.

Edited by Kiltie on Tuesday 1st September 16:35

I agree, I only appreciated this once I my own child.

I was adamant that I wasn't going to become one of those parents with a pram, you know the ones. The ones who think they get priority in a lift...the ones who think they have priority when pushing around a narrow shop. And I'm proud to say I haven't become that parent...however, when a car is parked on the pavement so I can't get by and it's a dodgy bit of road, then it seriously pissed me off. It's not that my daughters life is more valuable than others, automatically because she is a child, but because navigating a pram off the curb, into the road and back again takes much more time than it would if I was just on my own.

If they're parked on the pavement and I can get by, no problem. If they're parked on the pavement and the road is safe to go around it, it's a bit lazy, but doesn't bother me. But if I genuinely feel dangered because someone couldn't park their car correctly, it makes me think that person is an absolute and would have no redeeming qualities.

My OH is a registered childminder, she used to have to walk 2 kids in a double pram and another toddler on reins with a 4th child to the school at the end of our street, she used to have horrific problems with people parking on the pavement so she couldnt get through and then she got volleys of abuse for walking in the road. After I suggested she just pushed the pram through the gap anyway and to not worry about stripping the paint of the ignorant bds cars they started parking a little bit more sensibly.

[Kiltie]

People who cross the road spitting distance from a Pelican Crossing.

I hate spitting too but I don't mind pelicans (apparently their beaks hold more that their bellies can).

[furtive]

Kiltie said:

Those thin plastic tag things used to attach labels to clothing and low fat yoghurt.

I don't think I've ever seen a thin plastic tag on low fat yoghurt

[Tuvra]

An overweight tt walking in a public park with two equally fat slags and two dogs on a lead. Firstly they take up a three meter wide pathway (literally) by standing side by side and spread out, the dogs then were on their leads off the side of the path so these knuckle draggers had created a "chain" about 5-6m wide. Even my exagerated huffs and puffs didnt catch their attention so I had to shout "excuse me" to get through it. This annoyed me initially.

A while later, I was really tired and finishing off my circuit, I see the chavved up Mr Blobby and the gruesome twosome, this time Chavblob is rolling about on the floor with one of the dogs, one of them Husky things it is. Not thinking anything of it I run past, little did I know Chavblob's dog had clocked me and given chase, fking thing ran into the back of my legs and almost smashed me off my feet. I turn around and this youngish Husky is staring up at me, friendly enough so I wasn't that bothered by it, I then look up at the owner who is some 60m away and shouts "What the fk?!? Put the fking dog on a fking lead if it cant fking behave"

The three of them just looked at me in shock before I turned around and carried on jogging, I wish I could report the prick for not controlling his dog, but I fear it would end up worse for the dog if I did. As a rugby player my balance and stuff is pretty good so I was able to withstand the impact, someone smaller like a child, youth or woman would have almost certainly taken a tumble and ended up face planting the asphalt.

I am a dog owner and a dog lover, I hate irresponsible owners though. If the dog is like that it a) shouldn't be in a busy public park b) if it is, it shouldn't be off the fking lead.

[Kiltie]

furtive said:

Kiltie said:

Those thin plastic tag things used to attach labels to clothing and low fat yoghurt.

I don't think I've ever seen a thin plastic tag on low fat yoghurt

No, I meant that low fat yoghurt makes me really angry as well.

[rehab71]

Pedestrians who press the button at pelican crossing without first checking the traffic!

Press button, see no traffic and cross anyway, me left waiting for fking no one to cross!

[Kiltie]

The expression "just sayin".

[Kiltie]

Those who live off immoral earnings.

[sone]

Can I get!

[dannyDC2]

Bus drivers thinking they own the road.

15mph, I realise I'm in the wrong lane, look in my mirror, there's a space, indicate and move over, cue the double decker bus speeding up to try and close the gap with his high beams on.

Then, as I look back, I see him gesturing that I am some kind of wker.

I ignore, but obviously he wanted a reaction, so he flew up the inside of me (there was a bus stop here).

luckily he had his window down. I have never felt such pleasure in putting the window down and calling someone a fking nobhead before. Of course he wouldn't look over!

[wack]

People that sub let council property making up to 20k a year profit then when they get caught the council offers them a choice

They can

A be prosecuted for the criminal offence of sub letting

B give up the tenancy and walk away

This was the scenario on a recent TV programme where they caught a woman who'd been renting since the late 80s

I was fking fuming , they acted like they'd got a result by getting the house back yet the woman gets to carry on with her blemish free life when it comes to applying for jobs

Thanks for starting this fking thread because I'm fking fuming all over again

[Kiltie]

The price of Mundo Unico pants.

[Puggit]

dannyDC2 said:

Bus drivers thinking they own the road.

15mph, I realise I'm in the wrong lane, look in my mirror, there's a space, indicate and move over, cue the double decker bus speeding up to try and close the gap with his high beams on.

Then, as I look back, I see him gesturing that I am some kind of wker.

I ignore, but obviously he wanted a reaction, so he flew up the inside of me (there was a bus stop here).

luckily he had his window down. I have never felt such pleasure in putting the window down and calling someone a fking nobhead before. Of course he wouldn't look over!

And forever running red lights

[SeeFive]

Seeing a new post in the Sean Connery Joke Thread and expecting to find a new joke posted, only to find some asshole taking the previous joke apart and everyone analysing it and debating the potential accuracy for it actually happening in real life (or similar).

[Kiltie]

This ...

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@57.2842731,-2.37476...

Seems they didn't have a left hand so just used a right hand upside down. Lazy buggers.

[captainzep]

Banging your head.

You never think "...Oops! -Never mind". For several seconds you clutched by a unique rage and the need to swear copiously despite no one being to blame but yourself.

I'm a mild mannered person who fails to get riled up by anything. But the only time I've broken a bone was when I banged my head on a sofa-bed stacked up on it's end and instantly felt the logical next step was to punch it as hard as I could, shattering my hand.

[Rude-boy]

Tuvra said:

I am a dog owner and a dog lover, I hate irresponsible owners though. If the dog is like that it a) shouldn't be in a busy public park b) if it is, it shouldn't be off the fking lead.

Agreed. Perhaps if we started destroying the owners and banning the dogs from ever being owned by an irresponsible cunit ever again it would start to improve things.