Annoying things parents do with their children

[anonymous-user]

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[V8mate]

Have them.

[V8mate]

anonymous said:

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It was my response to the thread title.

[Fort Jefferson]

They use them as weapons to fight each other.

[T5SOR]

Fort Jefferson said:

They use them as weapons to fight each other.

I find then a bit too soft. I prefer using something harder.

[poing]

I'm a single male with no kids from previous relationships so I'm a bit sheltered to a lot of the stuff. Today I was sat in Costa next to 2 young mums with their young children, guessing the kids were less than 1 year old. The mums were talking about stuff that I really could have lived the rest of my life without knowing!

They were not exactly talking quietly either, the bloke to other side of me gave me a few shocked expressions at some of the things the mums said. I've now decided to become gay, men are far less disgusting/disturbing/crude than women! Never wished I had headphones with me quite so much.

[poing]

anonymous said:

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Can you still become a monk?

[h0b0]

anonymous said:

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Be safe in the knowledge that you have drunk the kids pee then. Getting pool water in your mouth is inevitable and those swim nappies only stop solids from entering the pool they do not stop or absorb pee.

[V8mate]

poing said:

I'm a single male with no kids from previous relationships so I'm a bit sheltered to a lot of the stuff. Today I was sat in Costa next to 2 young mums with their young children, guessing the kids were less than 1 year old. The mums were talking about stuff that I really could have lived the rest of my life without knowing!

They were not exactly talking quietly either, the bloke to other side of me gave me a few shocked expressions at some of the things the mums said. I've now decided to become gay, men are far less disgusting/disturbing/crude than women! Never wished I had headphones with me quite so much.

Tell us then, FFS!

[mko9]

h0b0 said:

anonymous said:

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Be safe in the knowledge that you have drunk the kids pee then. Getting pool water in your mouth is inevitable and those swim nappies only stop solids from entering the pool they do not stop or absorb pee.

Are you operating under the delusion that no one else has peed in that pool prior to the introduction of those kids??

[Quhet]

h0b0 said:

Be safe in the knowledge that you have drunk the kids pee then. Getting pool water in your mouth is inevitable and those swim nappies only stop solids from entering the pool they do not stop or absorb pee.

Just because they wear nappies doesn't mean that they are constantly urinating and defecating

[justanother5tar]

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Well, in my local pools, they are usually called 'Pubic Swim' in the pool timetables.

I imagine, as they have paid to use the pool, and they are members of the public that they have every right to be in that piece of water too.

[Rick101]

anonymous said:

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Aye, women's talk.

[bigandclever]

justanother5tar said:

they are usually called 'Pubic Swim' in the pool timetables.

I'm not sure if that's a typo or not.

[red_slr]

People who bring their kids into my business. Its clearly not the place for kids but they still insist on it.

The worst ones are the people who turn up with their 6 kids and ask to use the toilets then throw a strop when I tell them we don't have any.

[Vincefox]

Ignoring their poor behaviour when it's affecting other people in a public place.

[Badabing]

When you say set of breeders, exactly how many mothers/fathers with child are we actually talking about?

Pools are pretty wide. How on earth could you not swim from length to a length. Were the families swimming widths at a high rate of knots?

[Jasandjules]

Talk about them as if I care....

For example "Peter had a s**t today, it was a really cool shade of yellow". Oh really, well, thanks very much for that info.

Think I want to interact with them - come over and play with your uncle jas. No, I'm fine thanks, I'll just sit here with the cat...

[red_slr]

Oh and another one - booking a delivery via our website we VERY clearly state you have to be in at the time of delivery but then in the comments box they put "wont be in during school run"... ok lets only operate our business between 930am and 230pm... FFS.

[Ari]

Baby On Board stickers. Yeah, because I was just about to smash my car into yours when I saw the sticker - good job you put it there!

If you ask people why they display them you get this ridiculous urban myth about a baby that got thrown out of a car in a crash and the emergency services apparently saw the sticker and searched for the baby and found it unharmed in a bush or some such (where presumably it was being completely silent).

If you then ask them how a baby strapped into a car seat could possibly exit the car you get a mumbled 'could happen', and when you ask them whether they (and everyone else with one) removes the sticker when motoring childless you get some crap about 'well it can't do any harm'.

It's basically 'look at meeee, I'm so special, I have a child!'

FFS.