Obsolete skills

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Dermot O'Logical

2,578 posts

129 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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The ability to post on the internet using correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.


NailedOn

3,114 posts

235 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Dermot O'Logical said:
The ability to post on the internet using correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Plus the ability to refrain from using modern bull-pooh terms such as reimagine.

AW111

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9,674 posts

133 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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bomb said:
If you have a boat, and you refer to the 'Chart' as a Map, you shouldn't be out on the water, IMO. hehe
Tru dat.

Why do my water maps have all those tiddy little numbers on them?

crofty1984

15,858 posts

204 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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kev b said:
Setting up carbs and distributors, points gap/dwell, timing, CO% etc, hard earned skills that were satisfying to use and are now rarely required.
They're required in my garage in about half an hour. bd fking things.

TedMaul

2,092 posts

213 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Dermot O'Logical said:
The ability to post on the internet using correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Beat me to it, but also to use the above in any written correspondence.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

195 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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TedMaul said:
Dermot O'Logical said:
The ability to post on the internet using correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Beat me to it, but also to use the above in any written correspondence.
This may come as a shock to some chaps, but the auto-bots are round.

Welcome to Shorpe.

Nimby

4,589 posts

150 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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PorkRind said:
Yeah, and setting of the irq's dmas for sound/graphis cards. Sounds a bit tossy, but i miss all that stuff in windows - stop making it so damned easy. I suppose i could just install unix?!
I was good at "Adapter Tetris" - finding addresses for adapter ROMs so there was still a contiguous 64K page frame slot for expanded memory.

L1OFF

3,362 posts

256 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Discrete logic circuits. Was once my bread and butter at Pirelli General Optical Fibre manufacturing factory in Bishopstoke.

RizzoTheRat

25,162 posts

192 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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L1OFF said:
Discrete logic circuits. Was once my bread and butter at Pirelli General Optical Fibre manufacturing factory in Bishopstoke.
There's still a few people out there designing logic circuits...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpLU__bhu2w

hacksaw

750 posts

117 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Ability to use an English wheel and be able to stretch and shrink sheet metal which is a lot of use to me now I'm sat behind a desk grumpy

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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el stovey said:
Being able to get more credit out of your BT phone card by ironing it.

Nail Varnish

R39S1

2,315 posts

210 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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brickwall said:
This was true for me at prep school, but I carried on using a fountain pen at secondary school (as did many others).

The favourite childhood trick was how a Lamy Safari pen would go 'head-over-heels' when toppled over thanks to the shape of the clip.
Fountain Pens are compulsory at my daughter's school from yr 5 (age 9) onward. So still in use!

matchmaker

8,490 posts

200 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Qualified marine radio-telephone operator. Can plot a position on a chart using dead reckoning. I could still plot a position on a Decca chart if the Decca chains were still in operation...

Dodsy

7,172 posts

227 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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mostly computer based....

6502 assembler
BASIC
COBOL
PASCAL
Being able to read an EAN barcode without needing a scanner
Knowing the connection speed of a MODEM just by listening to the sound
Knowing the country codes on barcodes that tell you the country of origin of anything you buy
The pinout of an RS232 25 pin to 9 pin cable
Being able to identify the make of car just by the headlights in a dipped rear view mirror



McSam

6,753 posts

175 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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R39S1 said:
brickwall said:
This was true for me at prep school, but I carried on using a fountain pen at secondary school (as did many others).

The favourite childhood trick was how a Lamy Safari pen would go 'head-over-heels' when toppled over thanks to the shape of the clip.
Fountain Pens are compulsory at my daughter's school from yr 5 (age 9) onward. So still in use!
Glad to hear that. They were for mine too, all the way through until sixth form (I'm now 23). I'm really surprised to find that they're dying out, I have a few that I still use occasionally, but perhaps I'm going to struggle to get more ink for them now...

However, a lot of people in here are mistaking "obsolete" for "bloody useless", "very niche" or "something you don't use personally any more".

Brother D

3,720 posts

176 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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doogz said:
Fishtigua said:
had ham said:
Fishtigua said:
  • Reading a Prop. A fast boat's prop size, pitch, blade is a black art, not many people have it.
I'm intrigued, what would you use this skill for?

Genuine question, not trying to be arsey...
When a prop on a fast boat passes through water it acts as a screw. Think of a wood screw, a meatier open wood thread goes in quicker than a thightly spun self-tapper, that's why you have variable speeds on your drill/driver.

With marine race props, only the lower half is in the water doing work, the top half is just spinning in air and putting up a roostertail.

Finding a balance between the two in a certain rev range/sea conditions is a real black art.


Very, very simplified.



Edited by Fishtigua on Sunday 30th August 09:10
I know a few guys that can do this. Maybe half a dozen.
Surface piercing props never seem to make much logical sense to me, having half the screw out of the water not 'pushing' against the water. I appreciate there are pro's and con's (pro being they look cool, plus the other many benefits). But still just seems at first glance an illogical method of propulsion.

motco

15,951 posts

246 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Brother D said:
Surface piercing props never seem to make much logical sense to me, having half the screw out of the water not 'pushing' against the water. I appreciate there are pro's and con's (pro being they look cool, plus the other many benefits). But still just seems at first glance an illogical method of propulsion.
yes I am puzzled too.

perdu

4,884 posts

199 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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motco said:
Brother D said:
Surface piercing props never seem to make much logical sense to me, having half the screw out of the water not 'pushing' against the water. I appreciate there are pro's and con's (pro being they look cool, plus the other many benefits). But still just seems at first glance an illogical method of propulsion.
yes I am puzzled too.
Me too as well but I wonder if there's a weird and esoteric 'power' gain from driving into a thick medium from a thin one

Still seems illogical to me though

An explanation would be welcome


Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Some interesting stuff on surface drives on Arnesons website.

http://www.arneson-industries.com/page.php?type=pr...

buzzer

3,543 posts

240 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Lead Loading on bodywork... Did some last year on my MX5... first time for around 20 years.