Everyday things you have never done in your life.

[ruff'n'smov]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

colonel c said:

Ordered a coffee in a Starbucks or any other trendy coffee establishment.

I've never had a cup of coffee. I recall being about 12 and a friend's mum made me coffee instead of tea that I'd asked for. I had a few sips to be polite but no more than that. Thought it was vile. And that was my coffee drinking experience.

I don't even like coffee flavoured chocolates and stuff.

So you have had a cup of Coffee

[Captain Muppet]

I've never walked a dog, prayed, started a fight, had a paper delivered, called anyone "mate", eaten a strawberry, baked a cake, peed in a sink, ordered a salad or worn rollerskates.

If any of those things are really, really good please let me know.

fulham911club said:

I'm frankly astounded - proves that for many people of PH they don't live in the real world

There is an alternative to the real world? Details and a map please.

[Captain Muppet]

Granfondo said:

Never used an AT machine (whole in the wall) .

Those of us who have used ATMs sometimes call them a "hole in the wall", possibly because ATM is also a sex thing.

"Cash machine" is my default label.

[MarshPhantom]

Never been bitten by a Bee or Wasp.

[Johnny]

You've missed out with not having peed in a sink.

Liberating.

And strawberries are nice.

[Dr Jekyll]

Had stitches
Had a hangover
Seen any Lord of the Rings films
Seen any Star wars films other than the first one, which I understand isn't the first one anymore
Read any Harry Potter
Used a skateboard
Used illegal drugs
Smoked
Had to replace a clutch
Fallen off a motorbike
Done a track day (may be connected with the previous two)

[backwoodsman]

I have never been inside a bookies.

[Spydaman]

Played golf.

[944fan]

Vizsla said:

+1 Never even owned a mobile, and have no desire to have one.

Get the fk outta here.

[fulham911club]

Captain Muppet said:

I've never walked a dog, prayed, started a fight, had a paper delivered, called anyone "mate", eaten a strawberry, baked a cake, peed in a sink, ordered a salad or worn rollerskates.

If any of those things are really, really good please let me know.

fulham911club said:

I'm frankly astounded - proves that for many people of PH they don't live in the real world

There is an alternative to the real world? Details and a map please.

My reference carefully removed in your re-post was to playing football, ordering a coffee and sending a text - how isn't this the real world ?!

And as for the person who said that sending a text was something they hadn't done - but you use the Internet .....

[MBBlat]

Never Married, Never had kids, never changed a nappy

Never smoked or drunk coffee

Never done a bungy jump

Never ridden a motorcycle or had a tatoo

[CorbynFTW]

Granfondo said:

Never used an AT machine (whole in the wall) .

I love a whole wall, none of that partial wall garbage!

[RammyMP]

MBBlat said:

Never Married, Never had kids, never changed a nappy

Never smoked or drunk coffee

Never done a bungy jump

Never ridden a motorcycle or had a tatoo

Christ, I was getting worried after reading the previous 4 pages as I'd done the lot! I've not done a bungee jump though.

Cheers!

[HTP99]

MarshPhantom said:

Never been bitten by a Bee or Wasp.

Neither have I but I have been stung by both.

So you have an idea of how long I've been around, I am 40, I have never:

1. had Facebook; well the wife set up an account for me a few years ago but I deleted it as soon as I found out, so that doesn't count.
2. taken any illegal drug
3. had bum sex; with either a man or a woman
4. been in a fight
5. owned or worn a pair of Crocs and I never will; hatefull looking things, wear those and it says "I have given up on life".
6. owned or worn a bum bag (fanny pack to Americans), see above
7. been to Scotland or Ireland, went to Wales for the first time only last year
8. had an operation
9. understood cricket

Edited by HTP99 on Monday 31st August 18:46

[PurpleMoonlight]

Received a parking ticket or invoice.

[Funkycoldribena]

PurpleMoonlight said:

Received a parking ticket or invoice.

Thats a shocker...

[Dr Jekyll]

Had points on my licence.
Done jury service.

[parabolica]

I've only had a KFC once out of curiosity, but I've never had a Subway. I had also never ridden a public bus until a month ago. Look at me, I'm a man now!

[vanordinaire]

Bungleaio said:

vanordinaire said:

Neither of my kids have ever been on a service bus, train or taxi(they are 18 and 20 years old)

Why? Public transport is a very useful thing at times.[/quote

Not where I live. Nearest train station is about 50 miles away, nearest service bus stop is 12 miles from here and a taxi from the nearest town costs about £25.

Edited by vanordinaire on Monday 31st August 19:23

[Captain Muppet]

fulham911club said:

Captain Muppet said:

I've never walked a dog, prayed, started a fight, had a paper delivered, called anyone "mate", eaten a strawberry, baked a cake, peed in a sink, ordered a salad or worn rollerskates.

If any of those things are really, really good please let me know.

fulham911club said:

I'm frankly astounded - proves that for many people of PH they don't live in the real world

There is an alternative to the real world? Details and a map please.

My reference carefully removed in your re-post was to playing football, ordering a coffee and sending a text - how isn't this the real world ?!

And as for the person who said that sending a text was something they hadn't done - but you use the Internet .....

I carefully deleted the actual activities because whichever activities you decline you'll still be in the real world because there isn't an alternative.

I suppose I should have left football, coffee and texting in because they are all trivial and definitely not a good basis for social exclusion. Do you really think people who don't order coffee don't live in the real world? Really? Tea drinkers are a bunch of deluded fantasists?

I can't believe I'm in a virtual pub arguing with someone who thinks sending texts is an important life experience. I used to have a life, I used to play football.