The lady at work!

[daddy cool]

[DavidJG]

I reckon there's about a 5% chance he'll be playing hide the sausage with her later.

And a 95% chance of the husband / partner finding out..... he could even be reading this thread.

[morgs_]

How is this thread still going? It had such high hopes, but now it feels like Lost.

[Composite Guru]

Must of had a response by now!!

Dead in the water if not!!

[ManFromDelmonte]

Excellent resurrection. I'm out with work tonight too, I'm definitely going to bum one of the girls from sales.

[ManFromDelmonte]

HarryFlatters said:

The1Driver said:

Round 2

Email sent.... Awaiting response.

From HR..?

Laugh

[bad company]

OP.

Busy?

[anonymous-user]

bad company said:

OP.

Busy?

FFS man don't encourage him! This topic needs an air strike, dissolving in battery acid, sealing in concrete and then burying 20' deep in granite and dumping at sea in the Mid Atlantic trench with the coordinates being burnt and the ships crew given arsenic to erase any possible trace or memory for the benefit of the future human race.

Edited by V6Pushfit on Monday 2nd November 09:36

[CountZero23]

Megaflow said:

CountZero23 said:

I have a dilemma on Tinder. Lady I know at work and vaguely outside of it too has come up. Pretty sure she's 'liked me'.

Just dumped her BF and is kinda cute, sassy and I imagine to be absolute filth. That said, while 'kinda cute', definitely not dating material and I work with her too; thus breaking one of my very few rules.

Thoughts?

Seriously, you need to ask?

I expect you to be balls deep by closing time tomorrow...

Took me until Friday.

Drinks started interestingly with her stating she wouldn't sleep with me half way into our second drink (something about me having a terrible repuation).

Nearly choked on my pint but managed to maintain my composure for long enough to remember this was probably female double speak and given she had evidently 'thought' about sleeping with me the battle was already won.

After a couple more drinks in the next pub she jumped me. Now I can enjoy awkward moments with another lady in the office...

Edited by CountZero23 on Monday 2nd November 10:47

[Puggit]

Mrs Puggit let me know she was keen when she once spluttered 'I wish we didn't work together' as we crossed the road from Burger King back to the pub after quick mid-drink munchies.

13 years and 2 kids later...

[funkyrobot]

CountZero23 said:

After a couple more drinks in the next pub she jumped me. Now I can enjoy awkward moments with another lady in the office...

Stole your wallet?

[xjay1337]

Marks out of 10?

[Megaflow]

CountZero23 said:

Megaflow said:

CountZero23 said:

I have a dilemma on Tinder. Lady I know at work and vaguely outside of it too has come up. Pretty sure she's 'liked me'.

Just dumped her BF and is kinda cute, sassy and I imagine to be absolute filth. That said, while 'kinda cute', definitely not dating material and I work with her too; thus breaking one of my very few rules.

Thoughts?

Seriously, you need to ask?

I expect you to be balls deep by closing time tomorrow...

Took me until Friday.

Drinks started interestingly with her stating she wouldn't sleep with me half way into our second drink (something about me having a terrible repuation).

Nearly choked on my pint but managed to maintain my composure for long enough to remember this was probably female double speak and given she had evidently 'thought' about sleeping with me the battle was already won.

After a couple more drinks in the next pub she jumped me. Now I can enjoy awkward moments with another lady in the office...

Edited by CountZero23 on Monday 2nd November 10:47

[CountZero23]

funkyrobot said:

CountZero23 said:

After a couple more drinks in the next pub she jumped me. Now I can enjoy awkward moments with another lady in the office...

Stole your wallet?

Wasn't after my money. Well, not yet...

xjay1337 said:

Marks out of 10?

I'm still covered in bruises and bite marks which loses her a few points as it may count against me on my next date tomorrow

[xjay1337]

Ohhhh she's a biter.

Good lad.

[anonymous-user]

doogz said:

Anyone else struggling to believe any of this?

Not just me surely?

This just needs killing its all bullst. It may be better than the earlier grasping at straws 'she glanced in my general direction across the server room so I know she wants al' but barely...

[AClownsPocket]

V6Pushfit said:

This just needs killing its all bullst. It may be better than the earlier grasping at straws 'she glanced in my general direction across the server room so I know she wants al' but barely...

You get that too

[daddy cool]

doogz said:

Anyone else struggling to believe any of this?

Not just me surely?

The OP story is quite believable (no-one would pretend to be that much of a beta), but a few pages back CountZero tried to make the thread about himself, and i think that part is pure bullst.

[Convert]

daddy cool said:

The OP story is quite believable (no-one would pretend to be that much of a beta), but a few pages back CountZero tried to make the thread about himself, and i think that part is pure bullst.

Are you calling for Custard?

[funkyrobot]

Convert said:

daddy cool said:

The OP story is quite believable (no-one would pretend to be that much of a beta), but a few pages back CountZero tried to make the thread about himself, and i think that part is pure bullst.

Are you calling for Custard?

Could get him to post a picture of a chewed can.