The lady at work!

[Monkeylegend]

daddy cool said:

The OP story is quite believable (no-one would pretend to be that much of a beta), but a few pages back CountZero tried to make the thread about himself, and i think that part is pure bullst.

There is a reason he is called Count Zero. He is keeping a check on his success rate.

[stuartmmcfc]

Count Zero is coming across as a bell end.
I don't care if he's telling the truth it's a bit school playground for me.

[Disastrous]

There's no way somebody named after a character in a William Gibson story is a ladykiller. Just no way.

"Come back to mine and watch some scifi?" said no charming smoothie, ever.

[funkyrobot]

stuartmmcfc said:

Count Zero is coming across as a bell end that has only had sex with his hand.

[stuartmmcfc]

funkyrobot said:

stuartmmcfc said:

Count Zero is coming across as a bell end that has only had sex with his hand.

Don't put words in my mouth!
(Even if it is probably true)

[funkyrobot]

stuartmmcfc said:

funkyrobot said:

stuartmmcfc said:

Count Zero is coming across as a bell end that has only had sex with his hand.

Don't put words in my mouth!
(Even if it is probably true)

Count probably has a similar post about something ending up in a woman's mouth.

[DannyScene]

V6Pushfit said:

doogz said:

Anyone else struggling to believe any of this?

Not just me surely?

This just needs killing its all bullst. It may be better than the earlier grasping at straws 'she glanced in my general direction across the server room so I know she wants al' but barely...

Bullst? On a pistonheads thread?

This needs marking in the calendar!

[CountZero23]

This is the thanks I get for giving this thread a well needed climax?

That's the last time I'm going near any colleagues in the name of PH.

[Monkeylegend]

CountZero23 said:

This is the thanks I get for giving this thread a well needed climax?

That's the last time I'm going near any colleagues in the name of PH.

You will never pop your cherry that way.

[AlexRS2782]

Convert said:

daddy cool said:

The OP story is quite believable (no-one would pretend to be that much of a beta), but a few pages back CountZero tried to make the thread about himself, and i think that part is pure bullst.

Are you calling for Custard?

Ew, don't do that. The way this thread has gone, suggesting that might give CountZero ideas about introducing a tin of custard and smearing it on body parts as part of his next hook up with a colleague

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 2nd November 21:26

[CountZero23]

AlexRS2782 said:

Convert said:

daddy cool said:

The OP story is quite believable (no-one would pretend to be that much of a beta), but a few pages back CountZero tried to make the thread about himself, and i think that part is pure bullst.

Are you calling for Custard?

Ew, don't do that. The way this thread has gone, suggesting that might give CountZero ideas about introducing a tin of custard and smearing it on body parts as part of his next hook up with a colleague

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 2nd November 21:26

Too late. This was Alice from accounts earlier...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzNYfryaTRM

(NSFW)

[TheExcession]

CountZero23 said:

Too late. This was Alice from accounts earlier...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzNYfryaTRM

(NSFW)

I'm only left wondering was that was cold or warm custard?

[stuartmmcfc]

I know it's wrong, but I quite enjoyed watching that video

[Jek Porkins]

blah

Edited by evenflow on Thursday 26th November 14:58

[Puggit]

Theoretically she's had a tough day an needs a large drink. A quick shag is not off the cards, but are you the cause of the need for a large drink?

[Disastrous]

It's all in the eyes. What do her eyes say? Window to the soul and all that.

Don't forget to keep them as trophies.

[TheLuke]

Could be any of the above. Theoretically.

However the choice of words suggest B, if she had said "I need a large glass of wine" which is a typically home drunk beverage, I would go for A.

But as she said "I need a large drink" that leaves ambiguity and leaves it open ended to be asked to go for a "quick drink"

Theoretically.

[Jek Porkins]

Interesting times, gentlemen.

[Timbuk2]

Just checking we've not heard from the OP since he last posted that he was waiting from a response to his email?

[anonymous-user]

the op moves, sound very much like when you fancies a girl at school.

Don't get to know them speak for a few minutes then ask them out. If that doesn't work send them an email. I just can't see this ever giving any results, Shirley the best way is to at least have a conversation more than 2 minutes before offering your hand in marriage?