The lady at work!

[Napper]

[quote=SydneyBridge]

Do you have any joint friends/colleagues that you could engineer drinks after work with and just try and get chatting to her?


If you're really that shy, this is a good idea.

[Jimmy Recard]

That's what I thought.

"Hey John, you know Karen who works in that office, right?"
"Yes, why?"
"Can you ask her to go for drinks next Friday? Invite me and a few others so it just looks like you've invited a few friends out."
"No worries pal!"

[944fan]

Just go up to her desk and windmill your cock.

Surefire winner.

[sjc]

944fan said:

Dont email. Go over her part of the office and just ask her out.

I worked with a girl once who I liked. Plucked up the courage to get her phone number from a friend and phone her. That was 10 years ago, we are now married with kids.

Sorry it didn't work out.....

[Thankyou4calling]

Put her number up here and i'll ask her for you.

No need to thank me.

[AngryPartsBloke]

I weep for the future of the human race. Why do so many men find it so difficult to actually go up to a girl, talk to them and ask them out?

Man up and talk to her.

Have you actually spoke to her before by the way? You aren't that creepy guy who stares at her all the time are you?

[joe_90]

AngryPartsBloke said:

I weep for the future of the human race. Why do so many men find it so difficult to actually go up to a girl, talk to them and ask them out?

Man up and talk to her.

Have you actually spoke to her before by the way? You aren't that creepy guy who stares at her all the time are you?

Indeed, have you made eye contact, what was her body language?

[wildcat45]

Follow her home. Do it several times. Maybe hang around her street on the weekend to get a handle on what she does. Knock on neighbours to get a "feel" for what she's like. See where she shops, eats,drinks..

Then call on her on the pretext of looking for someone else. What a coincidence! She'll think.

Then send flowers to her home apologising for the intrusion.

Then call again in person to ask her why she didn't thank you for the flowers. Take a bottle of her favourite wine with you, tell her you know it's her favourite because you have watched her shopping.

She may feel it appropriate to call the police, get a court order, get you sacked or get her husband/brother/friend to beat you up, but that's all part of the game.

Good luck!



To be serious. Cross the office and say "Hi". She's only human.

[Jimmy Recard]

wildcat45 said:

To be serious. Cross the office and say "Hi". She's only human.

No way!

Women are human?

[Condi]

Jimmy Recard said:

No way!

Women are human?

No. Aliens. From Venus if I remember correctly.

[DannyScene]

sunnydude said:

Wait for half an excuse, and bring Samosa's into work (e.g. I don't know... Your birthday would be ideal, but that could be a long wait.... try to think of something) - and just casually walk over to her area and say that there are samosa's if anyone wants one... then wait around the samosa's and she might strike up a convo when she comes to get one

Plot twist - she is allergic to samosa's

[Pixel Pusher]

OP, I've prepared this little motivational post for you as I want you to seize the day, get the girl and live happily ever after.

Ok, here we go.


This is Driver's imaginary opinion of himself, he works hard, loves his mum and has a thing about name tags and biros. He's low on confidence but he's a good guy. He just needs to believe in himself if he's ever going to get a date with Karen.



This is Karen. Wow is she hot, hot, HOT! All the girls want to be her, all the guys want to date her. That said, at the end of the day, she's just a normal girl underneath it all...not a scary monster.



This really is DRIVER! He's Driver because he's DRIVEN! Nothing stands in his way. He's so handsome, even his bare feet have a date on Friday. He's afraid of nothing and no-one. Right now, he's crunching a multi billion dollar deal, one handed, LEFT HANDED, while being on the phone, booking a table for him & Karen for tonight.

This is Driver, he's the man!




GO DRIVER!!

[Neil H]

To break the ice walk over and say "you’re quite a lot older than me but still reasonably good looking for your age, would you like to go for a drink?"

[smn159]

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs

[Adamxck]

Pixel Pusher said:

Motivation

Brilliant.

[groundcontrol]

As someone who has recently pulled this off, I can confirm that speaking to her is definitely involved.

[Adamxck]

What ages are we dealing with? You say she is older, but that could mean you are 19 and she is 26, or perhaps you are 32 and she is pushing 50?

Not that it changes the fact you need to follow the advice and talk to her like a normal person, I'm just being nosey.

[AyBee]

Neil H said:

To break the ice walk over and say "you’re quite a lot older than me but still reasonably good looking for your age, would you like to go for a drink?"

This, you have to get a neg in there first

[8bit]

Walk over to her desk, get your nob out, put it in her hand and start crying. Shows you're clear about what you want but also that you have a sensitive side.

You're welcome.

[The1Driver]

MitchT said:

Then you're better off finding that out so you can move on.

Seriously, just talk to her and get to know her. I met my OH at work. I didn't hit on her because I thought she was way out of my league, I just got to know her as a person. I thought she was hot but I didn't even bother having an agenda as I didn't think I stood a chance. Whatever basis you get to know her on, if there's chemistry it'll take over and you'll be in. If there isn't, it won't.

Will be heading to local for a quick on after work. If she's there I'll make a move.