The lady at work!

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The1Driver

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Thursday 1st October 2015
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V6Pushfit said:
OP we need regular updates... say every 10 mins max from now until you meet her. Though dont worry about 11pm tonight to 6am tomorrow get some sleep then.

Its bloke herd instinct thing, theres a lot of testosterone charged OCD followers who need keeping up to date.

Put her name on here scrambled up and we can guess it as a fun evening game tonight. Put a photo off google on here of someone who looks similar as censored material. Give us some clues and stuff tonight as a relaxing after pub pastime so we can build up a picture....

Come on chap
Must be having a bubble lol. No names or pics will be posted.

MINE ALL MINE.... At least in my imagination.. for now lol

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
O'rly ?
I hope so lol.

If not I'll go bonkers.

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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Cyder said:
So there's 48000 pubs in the UK and there's over 200k PH users.

That means that we can send teams of 4 to stake out every pub in the UK this evening to check on progress of 'the drinks' and report the progress back to PH.
Lol

No bloody way. Stay where you are.

You have all done your job. Let me take over

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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Munter said:
Your track record on taking control of a situation is...well...it's taken a bit of a hit recently...
Can't argue with that. However, this was only because I found her a little intimidating. Now I'm getting to know her. She's nothing more than a very attractive human being.

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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soad said:
Are you shooting blanks?

Every girl I've been with, prefers thinner (so much for "ribbed for her pleasure")/no condoms...
I was joking btw. Lol

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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Asterix said:
Just remember...

Good Lord...... :/

Lol

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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n90acc said:
OP, is it just you going to the pub tonight or are any of your colleagues (mates) from your department going?
Pub.

Find her to gather more info. If I like the info I receive I'll stick around. If not its off to Hoxton to meet a few mates.

Edited by The1Driver on Friday 2nd October 15:51

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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Chris Type R said:
Had a few practice drinks already ?
Lol looks like I have. Sorry I'm typing on my phone.

Summary -

If I like what I hear. Then I'll stick around. If not I'll simply say "yeah. Whatever love. Didn't like you anyway" then run off to hoxton crying.

The1Driver

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Friday 2nd October 2015
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Whatever happens I'll be sure to whisper "thank you" to each and every one of you When I attend my next Sunday service lol

The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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I'm here kids lol.

Very much alive and not fapping!

Update -

She shows up at the bar about 30 mins after me. And taps me on the shoulder to greet me.

The small talk begins. You know work, life and a little banter.

I'm feeling relaxed... Yes relaxed around her and frustrated. Frustrated because I have no interest in this small talk. So I cut her off mid way and say "... I'd like to get to know you..". She looked puzzled and stated that we're were already doing that.

She clearly didn't understand. So I repeated myself lol. Emphasising the word "know". "I'm flattered. You're an attractive young man. However I don't think the other half would be happy if you stole me from him".

Disappointed yes. But also relieved that I now know what was once unknown. All in all it was an enjoyable evening. Would've been even better if she wasn't so selfish.... On to the next one I guess.

Perhaps I could still sway her..... Who knows. Either all that nervousness I once had around her, is gone!




The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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conanius said:
I'm sorry chaps, I've got to step in here.

I read this thread on Saturday morning, and within moments, I was gutted I'd missed the build up to Friday night.

I've come back FIVE TIMES since then, not a sausage from the OP.

Which PHers live nearby?
I'm here baby lol

The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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I could've. But she only joined this year. So odds of anyone knowing would've been slim.

I'm rather surprised this thread has received so much attention... It's been funny and also just a little disturbing. So much pressure lol.

The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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stuartmmcfc said:
Feels like Boxing Day.

Did you really say "I want to know you" without anyone laughing?
What I actually said was "I'd like to get to know you" lol.... I employed the forum's no nonsense / get to the point approach.

The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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Gaz. said:
It doesn't improve anything, it was an awful line.
I thought it was a great line. Nothing I could've said would've changed the outcome. So it's not as if that line blew a chance.

The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
Draw a discrete veil, locate next target, move on.


Will look forward to the next chapter, this one's done.

wink
Funny you say that. So there this lady I often see on the train....






In jest.

The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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danllama said:
You're so wrong it's painful.
Felt right. Sounded right. Had the response come with an embarrassed look then yes. I'd agree.

The1Driver

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Sunday 4th October 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
I don't see how her being married should stop you.

Just makes it more of a challenge.

Raise the stakes and keep up the focus and who knows.

Definitely a buying signal I reckon.
Lol you just don't want the thread to end.

Like I said who knows. Glad I've finally got it done and over with now.

The1Driver

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Monday 5th October 2015
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JuniorD said:
Eh you what? Her selfish? Think you are getting above your station there Casanova.

Sway her? She's married with kids...perhaps you should consider fking right off and get back to playing with yourself?

Just sayin' like.
Lol calm down.

Those two statements were a joke.... The first one even more so.

The1Driver

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Monday 5th October 2015
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RobGT81 said:
Unbelievable Jeff! She was there for the taking. What happened after that line? Did you carry on getting to know her?
In all honesty it was fine. No awkward atmosphere or anything.

In fact she appeared to be all shy at me approach her. Because of her age.

Anyway, I set out to approach this person. Yes it took a while. Glad I done it!

The1Driver

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Monday 5th October 2015
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ManFromDelmonte said:
I'm still not convinced any of this happened.

I hope it did, but I just don't "know"
Oh well..... I guess!