The lady at work!

[The1Driver]

Cyder said:

So there's 48000 pubs in the UK and there's over 200k PH users.

That means that we can send teams of 4 to stake out every pub in the UK this evening to check on progress of 'the drinks' and report the progress back to PH.

Lol

No bloody way. Stay where you are.

You have all done your job. Let me take over

[Munter]

The1Driver said:

Lol

No bloody way. Stay where you are.

You have all done your job. Let me take over

Your track record on taking control of a situation is...well...it's taken a bit of a hit recently...

[AngryPartsBloke]

Munter said:

The1Driver said:

Lol

No bloody way. Stay where you are.

You have all done your job. Let me take over

Your track record on taking control of a situation is...well...it's taken a bit of a hit recently...

Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You'
re way out of practice and she's way too hot for you.So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t

[Adamxck]

The1Driver said:

I hope so lol.

If not I'll go bonkers.

I think he was referring to Ms Reid.

[The1Driver]

Munter said:

Your track record on taking control of a situation is...well...it's taken a bit of a hit recently...

Can't argue with that. However, this was only because I found her a little intimidating. Now I'm getting to know her. She's nothing more than a very attractive human being.

[Pixel Pusher]

We need a picture.

Can't you take a quick snap of her and say your mad old nan wants to see your new friend or something?

[Impasse]

The1Driver said:

Can't argue with that. However, this was only because I found her a little intimidating. Now I'm getting to know her. She's nothing more than a very attractive human being.

Is this proof that opposites do attract?

[schmunk]

Gaz. said:

I'm having flashbacks of Chandler Bing locked in the ATM with that model...

ATM with a model, eh? Now we're talking...

[Anonymous Bodge]

OP - it's not too late to back out

[Amirhussain]

Gaz. said:

I'm having flashbacks of Chandler Bing locked in the ATM with that model...

[944fan]

The1Driver said:

Now I'm getting to know her. She's nothing more than a very attractive human being.

Shes got kids though. Her foo-foo probably looks like a punched lasagne.

Have fun tonight :-)

[Pixel Pusher]

944fan said:

Her foo-foo probably looks like a punched lasagne.

[AyBee]

schmunk said:

Nice try, but that explanation doesn't work...

There were 2 possibilities, one was that it was a pun as you pointed out, the other was that it was a typo. I stated I hoped it was a typo (i.e. iPhone autocorrect from "suspense") because that would have been funnier IMO...

[schmunk]

AyBee said:

There were 2 possibilities, one was that it was a pun as you pointed out, the other was that it was a typo. I stated I hoped it was a typo (i.e. iPhone autocorrect from "suspense") because that would have been funnier IMO...

OK, now I get you - that wasn't clear until you explained!

[lavaJava]

What time are we all on for tonight? - come on OP, give us a clue...

[rolando]

OP

Today's the day, tonight's the night,
We hope you find it fits all right.

Edited by rolando on Friday 2nd October 14:10

[sc0tt]

The1Driver said:

Let me take over

Where are you going?

I work in IT so could be your wing man.

We could discuss virus' and give each other than cheeky knowing nod whilst chuckling to ourselves.

[Jimmy Recard]

Impasse said:

Is this proof that opposites do attract?

It may be unfair that this was my first thought too.

Come on OP, give us a clue. We've been good to you so far and now you're shutting us out.

You would still be staring at her from the other side of the canteen if it wasn't for the advice of members here.
Give us a location and time. We can help

[Don1]

944fan said:

Shes got kids though. Her foo-foo probably looks like a punched lasagne.

Have fun tonight :-)

Thank you for enriching my life with that hideous turn of phrase.

[9patch]

Thread title to be changed to 'I've scored' in anticipation...







no pressure