The lady at work!

[pinchmeimdreamin]

Sorry guys bad news.

I just recieved an MMS from Dan's phone

[Chris Type R]

CQ8 said:

That's what marriage does to you...

This.

[jammy_basturd]

TR4man said:

Nothing untoward on the 9.00 Breakfast news.

Perhaps he has no energy left to even pick up his phone...

Perhaps it's been left on vibrate and he can't find it.

[austinsmirk]

I feel let down by the lack of updates.

[ApOrbital]

Bollycerb said:

..prpbably a refugee from the Tawny Owl...!!

Great kebab shop over the road from tawny owl crap pub though.

[anonymous-user]

If she let him shag him after one date she aint a keeper.

I would guess having kids she wouldnt stay late and not much happened.

[MC Bodge]

CQ8 said:

Ari said:

Precisely! For many on here the very thought of 'one of their own' not only getting to socially interact with a real (concious) woman but maybe touching her will keep them 'going' for weeks!

That's what marriage does to you...

fair point...

Let's not get too carried away and crude though, eh?

[Tony 1234]

Doesn't look good still no news, I'd guess he 'crashed and burned' and is now changing his username!!!

Come on OP reply

[JuniorD]

Maybe he's in the process of becoming the rear section of a human centipede

[wolfracesonic]

The Spruce goose said:

If she let him shag him after one date she aint a keeper.

I would guess having kids she wouldnt stay late and not much happened.

Maybe she just wanted him as a babysitter and she buggered off with someone else.

[Jonjo91]

Left it until late morning to check this in the hope for some decent updates.

Dissapointed.

[22]

What if the OP only uses PH during the week at work?

[eesbad]

Perhaps it went really well and they ended up in bed, but then nerves got the better of him and he failed to rise to the occasion...

He's probably sitting there now, worrying that his new nickname in the office is going to be Mr Floppy and desparately trying of how to spin this to the PH members that it was all her fault and she was a hippocrocamoose that he wasn't really ever interested in anyway...

[TheLuke]

Come on OP.

You cant leave us on a cliffhanger.

[Drive Blind]

OP this morning ?

[Chris Type R]

Bet he finds a secret nazi bunker in his back garden today and starts a thread about that

[Bluedot]

Chris Type R said:

Bet he finds a secret nazi bunker in his back garden today

Is that a euphemism ?

[marshalla]

Bluedot said:

Is that a euphemism ?

Could be.

[Chris Type R]

Bluedot said:

Is that a euphemism ?

Reference to an old PH thread that ended on a bit of a cliff-hanger.

[stuartmmcfc]

Right, the OP is a right fking tt.
I've been out all morning and yet I found time to post.
Has he?
Has he fk.
We're waiting for his update, what's the hold up?
I was really enjoying this thread and was 100% behind the OP. Now I'm just plain angry with him.
I wish I had better things to do but this has been the most interesting thing to happen here for weeks.
Stop wasting our time and post an update you selfish, uncaring tt

Edited by stuartmmcfc on Saturday 3rd October 14:00