The lady at work!

[anonymous-user]

The1Driver said:

She clearly didn't understand. So I repeated myself lol. Emphasising the word "know". "I'm flattered. You're an attractive young man. However I don't think the other half would be happy if you stole me from him".

"...and it was at this point I opened my rucksack and pulled out my laptop to show her this entire thread while screaming at her 'HOW CAN I FACE THIS LOT NOW YOU SELFISH WITCH?! I've told literally everyone who drives a car that I was going to squire you tonight; FFS I didn't even flinch when you mentioned your poxy kids - and I'm on a 'register' so technically I shouldn't be within 500 yards anyway. I was willing to sacrifice all that for at least fingers and tops. Why didn't you at least tell one of your mates to tell one of my mates to tell me you were in a relationship? I can see now that your fingers are too FAT to get a ring on; in fact all of you is fat and smelly, and your eyes are too close together and your ears aren't quite level and I'm not even sure I really liked you anyway; Nige from Accounts made a bet with me so don't flatter yourself. Right, I'm going to a proper party so this face (gestures to own face) is leaving and you're not going to be on it when it goes...."

Might have been the genuine conversation. Possibly.

[The1Driver]

danllama said:

You're so wrong it's painful.

Felt right. Sounded right. Had the response come with an embarrassed look then yes. I'd agree.

[Thankyou4calling]

I don't see how her being married should stop you.

Just makes it more of a challenge.

Raise the stakes and keep up the focus and who knows.

Definitely a buying signal I reckon.

[The1Driver]

Thankyou4calling said:

I don't see how her being married should stop you.

Just makes it more of a challenge.

Raise the stakes and keep up the focus and who knows.

Definitely a buying signal I reckon.

Lol you just don't want the thread to end.

Like I said who knows. Glad I've finally got it done and over with now.

[technodup]

Thankyou4calling said:

I don't see how her being married should stop you.

Just makes it more of a challenge.

Less of a challenge in my experience.

Or I might just work with sluts. Dirty married sluts.

[MC Bodge]

The1Driver said:

Lol you just don't want the thread to end.

Like I said who knows. Glad I've finally got it done and over with now.

Exactly. You can now tick the "ask a woman out" entry off your bucket list. Next time it will be much easier.

[davepoth]

So there was no Nazi treasure in the tunnel after all?

...

[Morningside]

Maybe you should make her a mix tape?

Top of the list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD3qA54Fn_Q

[anonymous-user]

Ahm glad ahm oot

Th'mons a' fookin liabilliti

Edited by V6Pushfit on Sunday 4th October 21:12

[Jasandjules]

Well firstly thanks for updating the thread OP< far better than many.

Then, at least you tried. Better to try and fail and all that.

Better luck next time.

[Bluedot]

abitlikefiennes said:

"...and it was at this point I opened my rucksack and pulled out my laptop to show her this entire thread while screaming at her 'HOW CAN I FACE THIS LOT NOW YOU SELFISH WITCH?! I've told literally everyone who drives a car that I was going to squire you tonight; FFS I didn't even flinch when you mentioned your poxy kids - and I'm on a 'register' so technically I shouldn't be within 500 yards anyway. I was willing to sacrifice all that for at least fingers and tops. Why didn't you at least tell one of your mates to tell one of my mates to tell me you were in a relationship? I can see now that your fingers are too FAT to get a ring on; in fact all of you is fat and smelly, and your eyes are too close together and your ears aren't quite level and I'm not even sure I really liked you anyway; Nige from Accounts made a bet with me so don't flatter yourself. Right, I'm going to a proper party so this face (gestures to own face) is leaving and you're not going to be on it when it goes...."

Might have been the genuine conversation. Possibly.

[marshalla]

OP - you do realise that she was up for a no-strings attached office husband (in the biological sense) don't you ? You blew it by opening up the "relationship" concept with your first line.

[Davel]

Jasandjules said:

Well firstly thanks for updating the thread OP< far better than many.

Then, at least you tried. Better to try and fail and all that.

Better luck next time.

But next time don't tell us about it!

[JakeT]

Read this from the germination of the thread, and was rooting for you OP, you tried, you were doomed from the start. Better than most here, you had the balls to ask her out at least! Now we need revenge on her for being taken...

[ApOrbital]

stuartmmcfc said:

It's been emotional.

Op on to the next one chap.

[danllama]

marshalla said:

OP - you do realise that she was up for a no-strings attached office husband (in the biological sense) don't you ? You blew it by opening up the "relationship" concept with your first line.

This is what i was eluding to!

[marshalla]

danllama said:

This is what i was eluding to!

I'm not sure the OP understands subtlety.

[JonRB]

danllama said:

This is what i was eluding to!

elude
verb: evade or escape from (a danger, enemy, or pursuer), typically in a skillful or cunning way.

Not sure I catch your drift there, chap.

[danllama]

marshalla said:

I'm not sure the OP understands subtlety.

Agreed.

Apologies for the misspelling, I was distracted at the time of posting.

[Thankyou4calling]

technodup said:

ess of a challenge in my experience.

Or I might just work with sluts. Dirty married sluts.

You are correct!

The people who buy an expensive watch are those who already have an expensive watch, the people that buy an expensive car are those that already have an expensive car and the women who want someone to shag are those who already have someone to shag.

If she is doing it, she wants to do it more and if she isn't then she wants too.

Keep trying OP.