The lady at work!

[Impasse]

I really wouldn't bother. Ultimately they're all disappointing in the long run.

[The1Driver]

I'll do it.... She's only human.

I mean she could say no.... The rejection wouldn't kill me... Would it?

[Shnozz]

Occupation: IT Analyst

I see the problem here.

[355Chris355]

Great Thread. PH at it's best.

Hope you get 'Lucky'

[Swampy1982]

The1Driver said:

I'll do it.... She's only human.

I mean she could say no.... The rejection wouldn't kill me... Would it?

Go on then, off you pop, report back.

No time like a Friday afternoon for idle chit chat...

You could always periscope it, we can watch...

[so called]

Napper said:

You've got nothing to lose. Grow some balls and ask her!

Don't forget to shave them first

[Jimmy Recard]

Do it on life webcam feed to us so we can advise you.
You never know, she might say "Sounds great! Let's go straight after work."

So you will need to keep posting here so we know how the date's going. It's only fair to us.

[Cool Mart]

so called said:

Don't forget to shave them first

And a quick flannel wash in the kitchen sink in case you get lucky .... it's all about the romance !

[944fan]

Shnozz said:

Occupation: IT Analyst

I see the problem here.

"Oh no here comes that perv from the IT department, he's always staring at my tits".

Been there.

[Swampy1982]

So.....?

[Biggriff]

She is hetero I take it. No 18 stone dyke girlfriend hanging around?

For Christ sake man, you've handed in your notice. Just go up and say that couldn't work with her beauty surrounding you and that you are off to join a monastery. See if she laughs. If she does just suggest a drink/dinner/coffee/hand job.

[groucho]

DrTre said:

Opening gambit is always 'May I say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing'

Never fails.

Yes, Ritchie. Classic.

[Chris Type R]

944fan said:

"Oh no here comes that perv from the IT department, he's always staring at my tits".

Been there.

"And places strange emphasis on part of his job title."

[J1JPE]

Invite her to join your LikedIn network; if she accepts, offer to buy her coffee to discuss some common ground ;}

[Chris Type R]

J1JPE said:

Invite her to join your LikedIn network; if she accepts, offer to buy her coffee to discuss some common ground ;}

And compliment her on the quality of her LinkedIn photo.

[markcoznottz]

Mr Trophy said:

Just go over to her desk and start having dry sex.

It will go either one or two ways.

fk her right in the arm fat. ' Who's - arm -is -this! '

[surveyor]

Met my other half at work.

Not much to do with her at first, and started chatting (I mean chatting) at the Christmas Party.

Few years later we ended up properly together. Been that way for 10 years, having got married earlier this year.

Ask her if she fancies a pint....

[TR4man]

5potTurbo said:

Ha! You too?! I married a former colleague. We started dating just as I was about to leave the company. Married 16 years now.

Must be a common way of meeting your partner.

I too met my wife at work and have been married for 26 years.

Still, I'm not one to bear grudges and I wish my employer well...

[Evolved]

944fan said:

Dont email. Go over her part of the office and just ask her out.

I worked with a girl once who I liked. Plucked up the courage to get her phone number from a friend and phone her. That was 10 years ago, we are now married with kids.

You're meant to be giving him the incentive to ask her not scare him off haha

[NoNeed]

Invite her to your leaving do, then while pissed you can then make your move and get her number.


She says no = no problem you wont see any of them again
she say yes = job jobbed