The lady at work!
Discussion
matchmaker said:
Lousy chat up line. As a friend of mine used to say, you only need to say three things:
What's your name?
Where do you stay?
Do you f
k?
He got a lot of slapped faces, but even more shags!
No doubt with some absolute stunners, the very crème del creme of beauty, well out of the reach of mere mortal man.What's your name?
Where do you stay?
Do you f
k?He got a lot of slapped faces, but even more shags!
technodup said:
hatever, the OP should have found this out first. He's only getting this attention because his efforts were so cack handed. Oh and because he decided to ask the internet for advice.
What would you expect?
I don't think OP was expecting anything really, just trying his luck.What would you expect?
It would be interesting to hear what happened after the terrible chat-up line. Hopefully they managed to have a good friendly night rather than awkward silence and a "see you on Monday" praying they never run into each other at work ever again!
TwigtheWonderkid said:
PH is a funny old place. Someone posts to say their wife is having an affair, and everyone posts to say she's a tart and he's a morally bankrupt scumbag and deserves to have his teeth kicked in for shagging poster's wife.
And here we have someone who tries to chat up a woman he fancies, she says she's married, so he walks away, and we're being told he's pathetic and she was clearly not ruling out an sexual encounter and he has let the side down by bowing out.
Or have I missed something.
The only thing that could possibly make it any more amusing is if it turned out to be a PH'ers wife, even better if it's one of the posters in this thread egging him onAnd here we have someone who tries to chat up a woman he fancies, she says she's married, so he walks away, and we're being told he's pathetic and she was clearly not ruling out an sexual encounter and he has let the side down by bowing out.
Or have I missed something.
daddy cool said:
"No" means "yes".
Understanding Female Logic - Chapter 1A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........
http://www.begent.org/women.htm
Oakey said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
PH is a funny old place. Someone posts to say their wife is having an affair, and everyone posts to say she's a tart and he's a morally bankrupt scumbag and deserves to have his teeth kicked in for shagging poster's wife.
And here we have someone who tries to chat up a woman he fancies, she says she's married, so he walks away, and we're being told he's pathetic and she was clearly not ruling out an sexual encounter and he has let the side down by bowing out.
Or have I missed something.
The only thing that could possibly make it any more amusing is if it turned out to be a PH'ers wife, even better if it's one of the posters in this thread egging him onAnd here we have someone who tries to chat up a woman he fancies, she says she's married, so he walks away, and we're being told he's pathetic and she was clearly not ruling out an sexual encounter and he has let the side down by bowing out.
Or have I missed something.
I think we have the basis of a one hour black comedy on Channel 4.
captainzep said:
Looking back at my own working life, I've found it possible to cultivate a relationship with female colleagues based on being stuck in the same office or pub, -to pass the time or have a laugh without wanting to 'know them' up the arse. -Maybe she was like this?
Trying and failing to keep my composure in the office after reading this.However, I'm thinking the OP's line was possibly misunderstood. If the context was that he was fed up with meaningless small talk and wanted to understand what she did for fun, what made her happy, what her dreams were in life - that's quite a powerful line. But only if he made it clear that's what he meant - I'm taking about a slightly uncomfortable expression that says "yeh, it's a shame about Doris the accountant's smelly pits but I REALLY WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU". Following up for clarity with something like
OP: "what would you do for a job if you weren't working here"
Target: "i really wanted to be a fire fighter"
OP: "why aren't you doing that now then"
Target: "not sure really, have sort of fallen into this"
OP: "i think you'd make a great fire fighter"
Target: "i've never done this before but my husband is away on business..."
If any of you would like to send me your wives/girlfriends phone numbers and whereabouts then please fire away, seeming as it is ok and all.
She's told the OP she is married, she either is and happy hence mentioning him or she isn't and told the OP she was as she isn't interested. Either way it's a no, so move on.
When you find someone else, you know where to come for tips!
She's told the OP she is married, she either is and happy hence mentioning him or she isn't and told the OP she was as she isn't interested. Either way it's a no, so move on.
When you find someone else, you know where to come for tips!
AdamIndy said:
If any of you would like to send me your wives/girlfriends phone numbers and whereabouts then please fire away, seeming as it is ok and all.
She's told the OP she is married, she either is and happy hence mentioning him or she isn't and told the OP she was as she isn't interested. Either way it's a no, so move on.
When you find someone else, you know where to come for tips!
She said "other half". But yes. Either way it is a no. She's told the OP she is married, she either is and happy hence mentioning him or she isn't and told the OP she was as she isn't interested. Either way it's a no, so move on.
When you find someone else, you know where to come for tips!
I feel the need to remind you all that I only has issues speaking to this particular person. Anyway, the task has been Carried.
The next time I hesitate the speak to someone I shant be coming on here lol. The pressure for updates was too much to handle. I guess it helped me to get the job done. So I guess I shouldn't complain too much.
Seriously though... 40+ pages lol
The1Driver said:
"I'm flattered. You're an attractive young man. However I don't think the other half would be happy if you stole me from him".
Common PH, FFS, whilst we obviously don't know the exact wording, surely the correct response should Easy in hindsight eh? Even easier in reality - it's called not giving (too much of) a fvck about the consequences, you'll win or you'll lose, it's all a gamble.
OP - Get back and talk to her again and get clarification on the 'stolen' bit - who knows, the two of you might be perfect for each other!
(A few years back I met a lady who on the second meet had removed her wedding rings, dame/game on it was young Jedi).
doogz said:
She's probably not married. She probably doesn't have kids.
But she was talking. And you interrupted her because you didn't want to listen to her. Telling you she had kids was the easiest way for her to get rid of you.
And even if that were the case.. what would you have me do? But she was talking. And you interrupted her because you didn't want to listen to her. Telling you she had kids was the easiest way for her to get rid of you.
Lol claim she is a liar. And force her to get pictures out of said kids. Be serious man!
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