The lady at work!

[anonymous-user]

anothernameitist said:

I'm in a situation where I need some advice like the OP.

The wife came home with one of her female collegues the other day.

Its not the first time I've met this other lady, but sat next to her I really admired her, more than I have ever done.

The lady has a long time male partner, not a husband and doesn't have any kids, there is some friction between this lovely lady and her partner, looking at seperating.

I was starting to get a stiffy on whilst sat next to her and now I feel i need to tell her how I feel.

HELP PLEASE

Ahm dearfinitely oot fer gud new afta that lode a'ste from ya'man there

[Blue Cat]

anothernameitist said:

I'm in a situation where I need some advice like the OP.

The wife came home with one of her female collegues the other day.

Its not the first time I've met this other lady, but sat next to her I really admired her, more than I have ever done.

The lady has a long time male partner, not a husband and doesn't have any kids, there is some friction between this lovely lady and her partner, looking at seperating.

I was starting to get a stiffy on whilst sat next to her and now I feel i need to tell her how I feel.

HELP PLEASE

Your wife brought her home??

Well clearly in PH Land that means one of two things

either

They are testing you (Wife suspects your cheating eye and wants proof so she can cut & run with all your stuff)

or

She wants to try a threesome

The choice is yours

[anothernameitist]

Good point BlueCat.

I don't think my wife suspects a wandering eye and wouldn't do a 3some, we have addressed this before.

So I think a bit of discretion is required here?

[Bluedot]

Blue Cat said:

Your wife brought her home??

Well clearly in PH Land that means one of two things

either

They are testing you (Wife suspects your cheating eye and wants proof so she can cut & run with all your stuff)

or

She wants to try a threesome

or

your wife has now decided to bat for the other side.

[wolfracesonic]

2 more replies and the OP's got himself a 1,000 post thread

[anothernameitist]

wolfracesonic said:

2 more replies and the OP's got himself a 1,000 post thread

22 posts

Now 21 when I submit this

[The1Driver]

Bluedot said:

or

your wife has now decided to bat for the other side.

Or.... Seriously just hear me out.

She brought a friend over to chill out with.

I think you should make a move for our entertainment.

[anothernameitist]

You have all given me some clues.

Snakes in the grass?

Think I need a strategy for this one, wish I'd done PRINCE project management now.

Discrete questions to the lady is the way I'll go.

[wolfracesonic]

anothernameitist said:

wolfracesonic said:

2 more replies and the OP's got himself a 1,000 post thread

22 posts

Now 21 when I submit this

Got my sums wrong. Still this should help.

[crofty1984]

Einion Yrth said:

a bunch of inadequate middle-aged losers

Oi! I'm not middle-aged!

[anonymous-user]

Ask your wife to invite said friend around to watch a movie.

Buy some popcorn get a plastic bowl. Cut a hole in bowl fill with popcorn after member is put in.
Whilst watching the movie wink at friend and ask she wants some special popcorn.

Whats special abou it she will ask

With a jimmy savillesqe look say. "You'll find out, babes". Easy win.

[Soov535]

The Spruce goose said:

Ask your wife to invite said friend around to watch a movie.

Buy some popcorn get a plastic bowl. Cut a hole in bowl fill with popcorn after member is put in.
Whilst watching the movie wink at friend and ask she wants some special popcorn.

Whats special abou it she will ask

With a jimmy savillesqe look say. "You'll find out, babes". Easy win.

Surely it's a Rolf look.

"Can you tell what it is yet"?

[JuniorD]

anothernameitist said:

I'm in a situation where I need some advice like the OP.

The wife came home with one of her female collegues the other day.

Its not the first time I've met this other lady, but sat next to her I really admired her, more than I have ever done.

The lady has a long time male partner, not a husband and doesn't have any kids, there is some friction between this lovely lady and her partner, looking at seperating.

I was starting to get a stiffy on whilst sat next to her and now I feel i need to tell her how I feel.

HELP PLEASE

Do you merely want to tell her about your tumescence, or do you "Want to get to KNOW" this strumpet?

[Shnozz]

The1Driver said:

pauloroberto said:

What does it say about Pistonheads (or maybe Formula1) that the last race got 25 pages whereas a bloke chatting up a woman at work gets 48 pages and counting?

That we love women more than cars...?

On the evidence of this thread alone I would venture that it's more "would like to love women more than cars".

[Disastrous]

TheExcession said:

Neil H said:

Disastrous said:

TheExcession said:

The1Driver said:

"I'm flattered. You're an attractive young man. However I don't think the other half would be happy if you stole me from him".

Common PH, FFS, whilst we obviously don't know the exact wording, surely the correct response should of have been 'Yeah, and how do you feel about being stolen?'.

Easy in hindsight eh? Even easier in reality - it's called not giving (too much of) a fvck about the consequences, you'll win or you'll lose, it's all a gamble.

OP - Get back and talk to her again and get clarification on the 'stolen' bit - who knows, the two of you might be perfect for each other!

(A few years back I met a lady who on the second meet had removed her wedding rings, dame/game on it was young Jedi).

>cringe<

This thread has all gone a bit ‘Swiss Toni’.

I'm sorry I forgot the Whooshy colourful birdy thing...

[crofty1984]

Well done for giving it a go, OP. For my sins, I've also messed up a sure thing. Twice. In one weekend. Coulda been a threesome.

[Terminator X]

JuniorD said:

Do you merely want to tell her about your tumescence, or do you "Want to get to KNOW" this strumpet?

I had to Google that but now wish I hadn't

TX.

[anothernameitist]

Its a GET TO KNOW YOU situation.

Any way saw her again tohight, she was leaving house about 6:00 when I got in.
Has my wife changed to bat for the other side??

Any way asked her how ner relationship was, still poor but as she said all the best men are taken, was that a hint?

Told her not to worry and watch this space a hint to her.

I feel the deed can be done
he he

[Impasse]

anothernameitist said:

still poor but as she said all the best men are taken, was that a hint?

Unlikely it was a hint as the best men don't attempt piss poor chat-up lines on their wife's friends.

[Jasandjules]

Terminator X said:

I had to Google that but now wish I hadn't

TX.

I am guessing you've not watched "10 things I hate about you"