The lady at work!

[dfen5]

Next time you see her just say; How about coming round mine later, Netflix & chill? Wink.

[Steve_W]

FredClogs said:

Aye wanna ken ya

Fred, I don't think this got the recognition it deserves

[DoubleSix]

anothernameitist said:

Its a GET TO KNOW YOU situation.

Any way saw her again tohight, she was leaving house about 6:00 when I got in.
Has my wife changed to bat for the other side??

Any way asked her how ner relationship was, still poor but as she said all the best men are taken, was that a hint?

Told her not to worry and watch this space a hint to her.

I feel the deed can be done
he he

Do I need a parrot or are you some sort of ?

[anonymous-user]

DoubleSix said:

anothernameitist said:

Its a GET TO KNOW YOU situation.

Any way saw her again tohight, she was leaving house about 6:00 when I got in.
Has my wife changed to bat for the other side??

Any way asked her how ner relationship was, still poor but as she said all the best men are taken, was that a hint?

Told her not to worry and watch this space a hint to her.

I feel the deed can be done
he he

Do I need a parrot or are you some sort of ?

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

[Tango13]

wolfracesonic said:

Got my sums wrong. Still this should help.

There you go OP...

[NDA]

JuniorD said:

Do you merely want to tell her about your tumescence, or do you "Want to get to KNOB" this strumpet?

EFA

[Adenauer]

V6Pushfit said:

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

Why are you talking like that all the time?

[DannyScene]

pauloroberto said:

What does it say about Pistonheads (or maybe Formula1) that the last race got 25 pages whereas a bloke chatting up a woman at work gets 48 pages and counting?

F1 is as we all know monumentally boring?

[Pixel Pusher]

Adenauer said:

V6Pushfit said:

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

Why are you talking like that all the time?

Maybe his keyboard settings are on Weegie?

[Falsey]

Gutted it didnt pan out as planned but good on you for getting at it

[Guvernator]

Nothing much to add except I read most of this thread with a grin and some shock at some of the wierdos so thanks for the entertainment OP\Chaps.

Do we think this thread has reached Legendary status yet? I'll certainly be adding "I want to KNOW you" to my PH repertoire in future. It will sit proudly alongside, mapped 335d's, can's of Red Bull and frozen sausages.

[The1Driver]

Falsey said:

Gutted it didnt pan out as planned but good on you for getting at it

Yeah. It didn't pan out on that night.

Shall see what the future holds for me.... Shall leave the rest to your imagination.

[TheJimi]

Pixel Pusher said:

Adenauer said:

V6Pushfit said:

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

Why are you talking like that all the time?

Maybe his keyboard settings are on Weegie?

"the'halfwit" sounds Yorkshire to me, but "dunderhead" ("heid" btw) and "noo" are all broad Scots / Glaswegian

[daddy cool]

TheJimi said:

Pixel Pusher said:

Adenauer said:

V6Pushfit said:

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

Why are you talking like that all the time?

Maybe his keyboard settings are on Weegie?

"the'halfwit" sounds Yorkshire to me, but "dunderhead" ("heid" btw) and "noo" are all broad Scots / Glaswegian

Yeah, but what kind of 'tard writes in an accent?
I deal with Italians at work. They write me emails in (mostly) excellent english. They dont write: "Oh, mama mia! I-sa writing you-a to-a tell you itsa great news-a!"

[TheJimi]

daddy cool said:

TheJimi said:

Pixel Pusher said:

Adenauer said:

V6Pushfit said:

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

Why are you talking like that all the time?

Maybe his keyboard settings are on Weegie?

"the'halfwit" sounds Yorkshire to me, but "dunderhead" ("heid" btw) and "noo" are all broad Scots / Glaswegian

Yeah, but what kind of 'tard writes in an accent?
I deal with Italians at work. They write me emails in (mostly) excellent english. They dont write: "Oh, mama mia! I-sa writing you-a to-a tell you itsa great news-a!"

I'm going to take a wild guess and suggest that he's not entirely being serious.

It's also not writing with an accent, rather, it's using vernacular.

[Pixel Pusher]

daddy cool said:

Yeah, but what kind of 'tard writes in an accent?
I deal with Italians at work. They write me emails in (mostly) excellent english. They dont write: "Oh, mama mia! I-sa writing you-a to-a tell you itsa great news-a!"

[anonymous-user]

[DoubleSix]

daddy cool said:

TheJimi said:

Pixel Pusher said:

Adenauer said:

V6Pushfit said:

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

Why are you talking like that all the time?

Maybe his keyboard settings are on Weegie?

"the'halfwit" sounds Yorkshire to me, but "dunderhead" ("heid" btw) and "noo" are all broad Scots / Glaswegian

Yeah, but what kind of 'tard writes in an accent?
I deal with Italians at work. They write me emails in (mostly) excellent english. They dont write: "Oh, mama mia! I-sa writing you-a to-a tell you itsa great news-a!"

Not read much Irvine Welsh then...

[TheJimi]

V6Pushfit said:

Yeah, most of us got there reference and humour, there's always one though!

[blindswelledrat]

V6Pushfit said:

Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again

What? About one in five of those collections are letters are recognisable words, the rest if it just looks like you've eaten a tin of alphabetti spaghetti and st it out on the screen