The lady at work!

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TheJimi

24,860 posts

242 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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Awa aff hame tae yer maw ratty boy, afore ah wrap yer tail roon yer heid fur ye.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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't in't in t' tin.

Bluedot

3,573 posts

106 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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Bluedot said:
laugh

dirty boy

14,688 posts

208 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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'stiffy' ?

I've not had one of those since I was 10.

fking great throbbing erections maybe...stiffy.....nope.


MrBarry123

6,025 posts

120 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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blindswelledrat said:
V6Pushfit said:
Ahm in
I agree wi th'lad just there. So we lurch from one fantasy tae another ahm a gettin bored wi this rubbish now
Think aboot the bairns n'the spouse ya dunderheed
Ahm oot fer gud noo unless th'halfwit pipes up again
What? About one in five of those collections are letters are recognisable words, the rest if it just looks like you've eaten a tin of alphabetti spaghetti and st it out on the screen
rofl

daddy cool

3,996 posts

228 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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Pixel Pusher said:
daddy cool said:
Yeah, but what kind of 'tard writes in an accent?
I deal with Italians at work. They write me emails in (mostly) excellent english. They dont write: "Oh, mama mia! I-sa writing you-a to-a tell you itsa great news-a!"
laugh
I stand corrected.

lewisf182

2,084 posts

187 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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Bluedot said:
I'm a bit confused by what you wanted out of this.
Did you fancy the idea of shacking up with an older woman for the longer term, walks in the countryside, car shows on a Sunday morning, Downton Abbey on a Sunday evening, more cushions on your sofa than you can shake a stick at..etc ?
Or was it the idea of a quick office fling for a bit of excitement ?

If it's the latter then I really don't know why you think you've been cut short. She's married with kids *but* made the effort to pick you out in the pub and make the first move Friday evening. She was hardly going to say "I'm married with kids but hell yeah I'm bang up for an office fling", she's expecting you to put some ground work in.
Sorry to quote from a few pages back but this 100% based on how you said she reacted at the pub. IMho shes definitely open to something... Keep at it and the next pub time will confirm

The1Driver

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727 posts

151 months

Thursday 8th October 2015
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Man I don't know. She walked passed our side of the building again today. And for no good reason. Perhaps she's looking out for someone else!

craigjm

17,907 posts

199 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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The1Driver said:
Man I don't know. She walked passed our side of the building again today. And for no good reason. Perhaps she's looking out for someone else!
How do you know she wasnt trying to catch your attention?

Oi_Oi_Savaloy

2,313 posts

259 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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I'm getting the feeling that the tables could turn here. By that I mean she could have become fixated on you.....

Which is nice I imagine initially; until she won't leave you alone! Be careful fella smile

Jon321

2,796 posts

187 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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This thread is dying now, it really is.

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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TheJimi said:
V6Pushfit said:
Yeah, most of us got there reference and humour, there's always one though!
Oh I got it, the first time, many posts ago.

Maybe you're just a bit slow?

PositronicRay

26,954 posts

182 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Inter colleague sexual tension is great, brightens up you're day and makes going to work easier. I once took a job............largely due to all the fit women I saw swanning around @ the interview. (I didn't know they were mostly temps)

A year or two later we had a new boss, the recruitment policy changed, he thought the fitties too distracting. Fatties with elastic waisted trousers and flat shoes became the norm. Just became a humdrum job after that.

TheJimi

24,860 posts

242 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Adenauer said:
TheJimi said:
V6Pushfit said:
Yeah, most of us got there reference and humour, there's always one though!
Oh I got it, the first time, many posts ago.

Maybe you're just a bit slow?
Yeah, that's it.

NBTBRV8

2,061 posts

207 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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The1Driver said:
Man I don't know. She walked passed our side of the building again today. And for no good reason. Perhaps she's looking out for someone else!
Or playing with your for a second chance seeing you missed the first.

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

134 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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I was caught by the wife last night.

She came home early and I was watching redtube.com on the computer (NSFW). Volume turned up in full action and me soaping myself up. Hope you know what I mean LOL.

She is not happy, so I might as well rack up on this new lady that I fancy, I have nothing to loose now

AndrewEH1

4,917 posts

152 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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anothernameitist said:
I was caught by the wife last night.

She came home early and I was watching redtube.com on the computer (NSFW). Volume turned up in full action and me soaping myself up. Hope you know what I mean LOL.

She is not happy, so I might as well rack up on this new lady that I fancy, I have nothing to loose now
Brilliant, do let us know how you get on.

The1Driver

Original Poster:

727 posts

151 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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anothernameitist said:
I was caught by the wife last night.

She came home early and I was watching redtube.com on the computer (NSFW). Volume turned up in full action and me soaping myself up. Hope you know what I mean LOL.

She is not happy, so I might as well rack up on this new lady that I fancy, I have nothing to loose now
What was she upset about and what did she say?

Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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anothernameitist said:
I was caught by the wife last night.

She came home early and I was watching redtube.com on the computer (NSFW). Volume turned up in full action and me soaping myself up. Hope you know what I mean LOL.

She is not happy, so I might as well rack up on this new lady that I fancy, I have nothing to loose now
Sounds like you were loosing it last night. Lets hope it doesn't drop off.