Things your kids will never do

Things your kids will never do

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maxdb

1,534 posts

157 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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Drive the car down the road with me sitting on my lap doing the steering.

Squiggs

1,520 posts

155 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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maxdb said:
Drive the car down the road with me sitting on my lap doing the steering.
Magic!

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

183 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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Squiggs said:
maxdb said:
Drive the car down the road with me sitting on my lap doing the steering.
Magic!
Good memories of doing that on a campsite in my old mans ford Cortina when I was a kid smile still let my nipper do that when we're on holiday, he's two and absolutely loves it! (obviously he doesn't actually steer!)

okgo

38,032 posts

198 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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Have we had "know their father" yet?

If not, that.

YankeePorker

4,765 posts

241 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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Make bombs using weed killer and sugar. In retrospect I consider myself lucky to still have all my appendages.....

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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No Bend

591 posts

122 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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YankeePorker said:
Make bombs using weed killer and sugar. In retrospect I consider myself lucky to still have all my appendages.....
Was chlorine and brake fluid in my neighbourhood.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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Witches hat and the Jerker.

Bluedot

3,587 posts

107 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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YankeePorker said:
Make bombs using weed killer and sugar. In retrospect I consider myself lucky to still have all my appendages.....
I remember this! Never did it myself but watched a couple of the older kids make them.
The 'powder' was packed into used brass gun shells, can't remember how it was ignited though.

Stamford

28 posts

195 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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Know the utter fustration of 'NO CARRIER' when your mum picks up the downstairs phone.

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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Gretchen said:
WinstonWolf said:
feef said:
WinstonWolf said:
feef said:
Buy icecream from a tray in the 'interval' at the cinema
Actually you still can at the Kinema in the Woods, they also have an organ that comes up though the floor in the interval. It's epic biggrin
Do they actually stop the film half-way through, or have a short film before it starts and do it at the end of that?
They stop the film. I've got to go again soon, it feels just like you're in the forties. You even get a proper 'tear in half' ticket... biggrin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIpA5upfY

I've been a few times now. Thinking of going again this weekend or next. My kids love it here. And Alan is brilliant on that organ.
thumbup And I forgot to mention the glitterball

AyBee

10,533 posts

202 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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okgo said:
Have we had "know their father" yet?

If not, that.
Are you planning on leaving before they're old enough to remember you?


Read the news and football results on Ceefax.

Electronicpants

2,639 posts

188 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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Have a go one one of these



or one of these



With nothing to stop you when you fall other than rock hard tar/concrete with broken glass strewn everywhere. None of your bouncy surface Elf and Safety nonsense hehe

GAjon

3,734 posts

213 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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Play with balls of liquid mercury in Physics lesson.

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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See Queen play live in Hyde Park.

prand

5,916 posts

196 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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ben5575 said:
Showering the morning after a night out and washing the stink of stale smoke off you. hurl

Edited by ben5575 on Wednesday 30th September 22:13
What for? I'd just be sparking up in bed with a cuppa for breakfast anyway?? D)

Anyone remember smoking in offices? I remember most people's desks had ashtrays, people like the boss would have cigarette boxeswe woudl raid and we'd pile into a meeting we'd all spark up. Smoking on the tube was pretty mad too, bad with the Kings X fire (although that was after it had been stopped on trains, just someone sparking up on the escalator so I believe...)

I don't have an urge to smoke now, and the stink it produced,and obviously the health impacts, but I kinda miss lighting up now and then....

Damn glad my kids won't have it around as much as I did though!

DannyScene

6,625 posts

155 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
I was with my brother at the weekend, reminiscing, as you do.

And we talked about how we used to go to the record shop (Our price) on a Saturday and buy a 7 inch single. If the shop didn't have it Woolworths was the next option.

The pleasure we derived from that and taking it home to put on the record player and listen to it non stop all afternoon.

Kids now will never do that!

What else will the youth of today never enjoy or dread?
I can't think of anything more annoying, travelling all the way to a shop to find out they haven't got what you wanted, if woolworths also didn't have it you had to go without I assume having spent money to get to the shops in the first place

From the comfort of any chair I choose I can browse buy and download any single/album I want in minutes

Sometimes the old ways are not the best

Thankyou4calling

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10,602 posts

173 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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DannyScene said:
I can't think of anything more annoying, travelling all the way to a shop to find out they haven't got what you wanted, if woolworths also didn't have it you had to go without I assume having spent money to get to the shops in the first place

From the comfort of any chair I choose I can browse buy and download any single/album I want in minutes

Sometimes the old ways are not the best
I disagree. It's far too easy nowadays and that makes music throaway.

Back then it was like a mission, you had to use real money, go into a shop, transact for the record, take it home and out of it's sleeve to pop on the record player.

it was special.

And if you went to more than one shop it made it even more so.

Now, people have everything and look forward to very little.e

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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They will never point at a perfectly innocent and decent person in a spaz wagon

DannyScene

6,625 posts

155 months

Friday 2nd October 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
DannyScene said:
I can't think of anything more annoying, travelling all the way to a shop to find out they haven't got what you wanted, if woolworths also didn't have it you had to go without I assume having spent money to get to the shops in the first place

From the comfort of any chair I choose I can browse buy and download any single/album I want in minutes

Sometimes the old ways are not the best
I disagree. It's far too easy nowadays and that makes music throaway.

Back then it was like a mission, you had to use real money, go into a shop, transact for the record, take it home and out of it's sleeve to pop on the record player.

it was special.

And if you went to more than one shop it made it even more so.

Now, people have everything and look forward to very little.e
I think I can see what you mean but for me the ease of things nowadays overrides the specialness of playing a single, probably because I've never experienced it

My earliest memories of buying a CD was a huge long list of copied CD's someone down the local pub could get us for £2 each