Things your kids will never do

[Jimmy Recard]

cobra kid said:

Find white dog doo.

This is something I realised the other day. There is a whole generation who have sadly missed out on the miracle of white dog st

[Jimmy Recard]

Where do they still show a test card?
Obviously that must be the last few years if it's HD

[Johnnytheboy]

In my case: exist.

[JuniorD]

Bluedot said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

That was after the price increase made them expensive. I recall 8 for 1d (4 for a h'apenny), Blackjacks & Fruit Salads.

Mojos were the cheapest sweets around when 'I were a lad'

Mojos were 1/2p 'round our way.

We'd go into the corner shop fumbling with our change in our grubby little hands and ask the shop keeper, "Mr. will you let us off with 1p?" And if he agreed, we would ask for two Mojos

[Bluedot]

Let off bangers.
Or for the more anarchic, throw bangers at 'mates' and watch them leg it as quick as possible.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Thankyou4calling said:

morgs_ said:

Smarties don't come in tubes any more? This is devastating news!

I need to check that because if they don't there'll be trouble.

The number of atoms in a Smartie is roughly the same as the number of Smartie tubes you would need to lay end to end to get to Pluto and back. So I was told by someone cleverer than me.

[Jimmy Recard]

Bluedot said:

Let off bangers.
Or for the more anarchic, throw bangers at 'mates' and watch them leg it as quick as possible.

I got one to go off about 6" from my mare's ear. I threw it from about 20'.

He said one ear rang for nearly a week. Skills

[Einion Yrth]

triggerh4ppy said:

Use grammar... (although, I was never good at it anyway)

If they communicate at all they use grammar. It's just... different.

[easytiger123]

Get beaten for bad behavior/poor work/cheek or indeed anything else whilst at school.

[Ari]

Write a sentence on Facebook that doesn't contain LOL, HAHA, LMAO, ROFL, etc etc et-tedious-c

[StuTheGrouch]

Squiggs said:

A slightly controversial one ...... but what with the ban on smoking in public buildings very few youngsters will take up smoking and be able to go on to learn how to blow smoke rings.

Of course they'll learn the art of smoke rings. Whilst smoking ganja in their mates garage

[jesta1865]

Jimmy Recard said:

cobra kid said:

Find white dog doo.

This is something I realised the other day. There is a whole generation who have sadly missed out on the miracle of white dog st

i have a mate who when he was a teenager ate as much white chocolate as he could so that he would have white poo.

no white poo, but i was told he was sick as a dog for week

[No Bend]

Rush off to the newsagent to buy the just released copy of a motor trader type paper.

Write a handwritten letter off to a girl and wait for the reply.

[Cotty]

Go anywhere without their phone.

[zeb]

pay £2.00 to see a first division football match.....

[GetCarter]

zeb said:

pay £2.00 to see a first division football match.....

£2?… it were half a crown in my day! .. and a tanner for the programme at White Hart Lane.

Luxury. (etc).

[morgs_]

Thankyou4calling said:

morgs_ said:

Smarties don't come in tubes any more? This is devastating news!

I need to check that because if they don't there'll be trouble.

Apparently we're 10 years late to this new: BBC Article. Second comment down though

[Rower]

Go to a Berni Inn, eat a Prawn Cocktail a T Bone steak and a Black forest Gateaux washed down with a bottle of Mateus Rose followed by a shag in her parents 1964 Cortina (New !) total cost including 20 Rothmans and a packet of 3 was about a Fiver !!

[schmunk]

Ari said:

Write a sentence on Facebook that doesn't contain LOL, HAHA, LMAO, ROFL, etc etc et-tedious-c

Use Facebook.

Facebook's for old people, grandad...

[Einion Yrth]

GetCarter said:

£2?… it were half a crown in my day! .. and a tanner for the programme at White Hart Lane.

Luxury. (etc).

Just a cheaper form of purgatory.