Biggest blag

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anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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I knew this bloke who landed a mangement consultant contract as they confused him with some else and he kept his mouth shut. Ended up making a good career out of it.

Mine was name dropping at a local club to get in the Vip area. The namee, I didnt even know.

Any one got any other blags.

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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Ali Dia is the guy who convinced Southampton FC manager Graeme Souness that he was the cousin of George Weah, the FIFA World Player of the Year and Ballon d'Or winner. Without apparently doing any due diligence at all Souness signed Dia and gave him a game for Southampton. Just the one game however because Dia was st and was released after 14 days.

TheLuke

2,218 posts

141 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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I think Lee Nelson is the king of blagging.

He's:

1. Blagged his way onto the Man City pitch before a premier league game.
2. Blagged his way onto the England football teams plane from Luton to fly for the world cup.
3. Blagged his way onto the X factor stage.
4. Blagged his way onto Kayne West's stage at Glastonbury.
5. Blagged his way into a Fifa conference in Fifa's headquarters in zurich.

Puggit

48,439 posts

248 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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The1Driver - blagging about some bird at work who doesn't even know he exists

ApOrbital

9,960 posts

118 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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hehe

Burwood

18,709 posts

246 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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Back in 2000 I worked for a consultancy and servicing the banking industry. My boss hired a KIWI bloke with a gilt edged CV-ex Cantors, double degree law/commerce. The guy was a total delegator (as he didn't know st) and i smelled a rat. He tried to get his boss fired and get his job. This prick was being paid £900 a day in 2000 (direct). I rang his University and busted him. Complete fake CV. No degree at all. I watched with delight as he was escorted off the premises. When confronted with his CV he said 'i have never seen that document before'. I am sure he is ripping some old ladies off somewhere.

Turns out he did work at cantors(as a grunt) with no quals at all. He met a blagger and got schooled on how to bullst your way to the top.

General Price

5,250 posts

183 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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I heard some bloke called Kim blagging about nuclear weapons.


numtumfutunch

4,723 posts

138 months

Saturday 3rd October 2015
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General Price said:
I heard some bloke called Kim blagging about nuclear weapons.
Ive heard of a geezer called Jeremy who does the opposite

Baryonyx

17,996 posts

159 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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What happened to that thread about skiving at work? That featured some top blags and was a fantastic thread.