Christmas is coming

[P-Jay]

OzzyR1 said:

P-Jay said:

there's a brief rest-bite for Halloween

A brief what?

Don't you rest your mandible at Halloween?

[Hoofy]

OzzyR1 said:

P-Jay said:

there's a brief rest-bite for Halloween

A brief what?

Certainly, it's something vampires might do.

[pembo]

FYI OP: Launch date tomorrow!

[soad]

I hope it snows!

[Impasse]

soad said:

I hope it snows!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful.

[Pistom]

Can't believe some on here might not even have their tree up yet. It's nearly December for Gods sake!

[krunchkin]

We got back from our summer holiday in Greece on Saturday. Come Sunday the GF was buying wrapping paper in the supermarket because it was on special offer.

[Paddymcc]

Spotted selecton boxes in a shop in Manchester airport a few weeks ago.

[Roy Lime]

You know the tune.

Are you ready for the Coca-Cola Truck
For pubs with signs that say you need to book
Are the supermarkets full up
With unnecessary tat
Does Black Friday make you behave like a tt

So here it comes bloody Christmas
Now the equinox has gone
Three months of madness
I’ll be glad when it’s all done

Has the council bought some cheap and nasty trees
‘Cause they think we want to join in with their wheeze
Has a nineties one-hit wonder
Turned the lights on in your town
Did the desperate performance make you frown

So here it comes bloody Christmas
As September breathes its last
Spring can’t come quick enough
I really can’t be ah-ah arsed

What are you gonna do when you have to queue ‘cos it’s full of aholes
In the ba-ar

Has the local simpleton festooned his house
With lights and tasteless crap that makes you grouse
Have you had enough of Bandaid
And the Pogues and Kirsty too
Have John Lewis adverts made you want to spew

Well here it comes bloody Christmas
From it there’ll be no respite
For the next three months it’s
The annual bag of shi-i-ite
[Repeat to fade]

[bramley]

We moved to a third world country just over a year ago, and the unexpected benefit is that our kids have no idea what they want for Xmas or birthdays because they are not exposed to the commercial steamroller of the developed world

The mother in law couriered some cadburys creme eggs out at Easter, and the kids nearly exploded with excitement!

Win!

[dtmpower]

bramley said:

We moved to a third world country just over a year ago, and the unexpected benefit is that our kids have no idea what they want for Xmas or birthdays because they are not exposed to the commercial steamroller of the developed world

The mother in law couriered some cadburys creme eggs out at Easter, and the kids nearly exploded with excitement!

Win!

From your profile: Region Gloucestershire , remind me never to visit this third world country...

[Fishtigua]

Christmas is coming.

From China.