Today in 'how to make life difficult for yourself'

[StuntmanMike]

Facebook.

Life ruined.

What did he change his name to?

Seems a bit of a fkwit to me, regular poster in SPL maybe?

[GetCarter]

He had been worried his account would be permanently closed, causing him to lose precious photographs, including his wedding pictures and holiday snaps.

Which is why you should never upload photos to social media (as your only source). So many do.

Apart from that... yep, he's a cock of the highest order.

[Jasandjules]

Oh dear First World Problems.

[R6VED]

I pity the poor person who actually married that!

[Rostfritt]

R6VED said:

I pity the poor person who actually married that!

Maybe Mrs Long and Complicated left him for someone else. Now he is on Tinder looking for someone who wants something casual with a Mr Long and Complicated.

[marmitemania]

What an absolute fking spacktard of the very highest order. Anyones life that's ruined because they cannot access Facebook, does not have a life.

[W00DY]

He changed his name for a ste joke? Was the comedy-tie store closed?

I'd imagine he would have bigger problems than Facebook access. Surely no one would employ someone with such a lack of judgement.

I bet he's a complete comedy vacuum.

[DannyScene]

rehab71 said:

Who has all their wedding photo's on Facebook?

Some tt called Something Long And Complicated apparently

[TommoAE86]

haggishunter said:

Life ruined!

Something needs a slap.

He can't access his wedding photos or tinder? Surely he should only care about one or the other?

[Some Gump]

Surely the impending identity theft from having his name, address, DOB, and passport / driving lisence to work with will be more damaging than the inability to click "like" on a video of cats?

Mind, something tells me that the sort of bloke who chooses that paticular moniker might not have the best credit rating..

[marksx]

What a tuppence!

[Triumph Man]

Who would employ him with a stupid name like that?

[Chris Type R]

I wonder if his Facebook relationship status is "It's complicated".

[MikeGTi]

He's probably an entrepreneuring cereal cafe owner or some other such wk.