When i am King/Demigod/lord of all
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DervVW said:
take your comman sense elsewhere!
At the risk of introducing a little too much reality into what is, for the most part, a very entertaining, jovial thread... Even at a superficial level, there is absolutely no common sense (and equally little comman sense) in the post to which your comment refers.
When I'm PM or King or both, I'll do away with any set of traffic lights which could better be served by a roundabout (basically all of them).
Vizsla said:
Tim-D said:
Meaningful judicial system introduced with life meaning life.... murderers let loose on Rockall with a weeks rations awarded for every cohabitant found to be missing....when population depletes add those guilty of sex or serial crimes....
Resultant savings to infrastructure, health & education..... UK sorted :-)
Make sure you patent the reality TV rights, could be a future winner if the sResultant savings to infrastructure, health & education..... UK sorted :-)
t they come up with at the moment is anything to go by!ferrariF50lover said:
DervVW said:
take your comman sense elsewhere!
At the risk of introducing a little too much reality into what is, for the most part, a very entertaining, jovial thread... Even at a superficial level, there is absolutely no common sense (and equally little comman sense) in the post to which your comment refers.
People who wear rucksacks and bang into other commuters on the tube will made to compete in a triathlon with aforementioned rucksack filled with lots and lots of depleted uranium.
People who drive along with satnavs set to day setting at night will be employed at MIRA as crash test dummies.
People who text whilst driving will be employed at the Head and Shoulders factory to test how painful shampoo in the eye is. And it will be the new Head and Shoulders infused with Jabanero Chilli variety.
Anyone buying just fuel at a service station will be able to push in front of anyone else buying anything to feed their tobacco/alcohol/gambling/caffeine addictions.
It will be perfectly legal to shoot all cyclists/skiers wearing headphones whilst enjoying their chosen leisure activity, unless they can actually prove that they are a Jedi with a high medichlorian count and resultant spatial awareness.
People who use #pointlesshashtags when not using Twitter will be fed to the Sarlacc. #stickthatinyourpipeandsmokeitmofo
Any leech who wants to talk to me about the "accident I had last year" will be glued to the end of a wind turbine blade.
If you say "our records indicate" and you can't back it up by emailing me a copy of the aforementioned records in 10 seconds flat, you will be used as reactor shielding.
That's got most things covered.
People who drive along with satnavs set to day setting at night will be employed at MIRA as crash test dummies.
People who text whilst driving will be employed at the Head and Shoulders factory to test how painful shampoo in the eye is. And it will be the new Head and Shoulders infused with Jabanero Chilli variety.
Anyone buying just fuel at a service station will be able to push in front of anyone else buying anything to feed their tobacco/alcohol/gambling/caffeine addictions.
It will be perfectly legal to shoot all cyclists/skiers wearing headphones whilst enjoying their chosen leisure activity, unless they can actually prove that they are a Jedi with a high medichlorian count and resultant spatial awareness.
People who use #pointlesshashtags when not using Twitter will be fed to the Sarlacc. #stickthatinyourpipeandsmokeitmofo
Any leech who wants to talk to me about the "accident I had last year" will be glued to the end of a wind turbine blade.
If you say "our records indicate" and you can't back it up by emailing me a copy of the aforementioned records in 10 seconds flat, you will be used as reactor shielding.
That's got most things covered.
shakotan said:
Hooli said:
mikeveal said:
Stupid people would be sterilised before they reached breeding age. It is all that needs to be done to repair society.
I'll vote for this.[/dodgy-mustache]
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