PH Secret Santa 2015 - The Santae Strike Back

[CorbynForTheBin]

I doubt I'll be 'findable' on fb, I'll be impressed if I get found, put it that way!

[Richie C]

Stalking done, gift bought. Don't know what you are all moaning about, this is easy ;-)

[2gins]

2 hours solid stalking this evening and present decided. Manufacturing route to be decided.

[wildoliver]

Bit of stalking done, couple of presents lined up, nice ones too!

[Dr Interceptor]

Just waiting on my last one arriving now, then I'll be ready to wrap

[Kinky]

Not even started researching yet

[Jimmy Recard]

Just a quick question.

Do we mark it as being Pistonheads Secret Santa on the outside of the package? Otherwise I know that I'd just think a parcel was something I'd ordered online and open it when it arrived

[Richie C]

Surely wrap it before it goes in the parcel?

[shirt]

not sure about everyone else but if i'm posting [hoping to hand deliver again this year!] i'll wrap it and then put inside a plainer outer box. no point advertising to the thieving scrotes of the various mail services that i'm posting the world's most heinous sex toy,

[Axionknight]

Jimmy Recard said:

Just a quick question.

Do we mark it as being Pistonheads Secret Santa on the outside of the package? Otherwise I know that I'd just think a parcel was something I'd ordered online and open it when it arrived

I'd put the Pistonheads username on there personally, which makes it pretty obvious as to what it is, imo.

[williamp]

Don't take any chances: follow me lead and hand deliver. Its taken me all year to get the physique, Movember has given me the tash, just bought the postie uniform. Now going to hand deliver the package(s) dressed as



He/she/they/it wont suspect who I really am. Nor, if they are under 40 who I am pretending to me...



I may be enjoying this far more then I should be...

[Jimmy Recard]

at Cliff Clavin


No, I'm just a bit lazy so I was only going to do it as a parcel. But I could wrap it and then parcel it, I suppose.

[Antonia]

Arrived in the post this morning:



It is a good thing I don't believe in Real Santa otherwise I'd be doubly scared

Good Effort!

Edited by Antonia on Saturday 14th November 13:55

[Antonia]

In other news, after a few solid hours of stalking I've found out my mark has three degrees of separation from me on linkedin. I also found out their DOB, home address (carefully not supplied to me) and other half's full name. Not a dickybird of a hint what might make a good gift mind you. I scared myself over just how far I could take this stalking.

[TheLuke]

That reminds me, if my SS wants me to make my social media public for a few weeks I can do.

I got scared last year by how much I found about about my mark and privatised all mine


Just say the word.

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Jimmy Recard
Your Secret Santa has noticed that you live in the middle of nowhere. What is the delivery/courier reliability like? Is there a maximum size problem (I presume your SS means for the van?)?

Your SS also asks how frequently do the local council remove unauthorized signage from the roadside?

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

Antonia said:

Arrived in the post this morning:



It is a good thing I don't believe in Real Santa otherwise I'd be doubly scared

Good Effort!

Edited by Antonia on Saturday 14th November 13:55

That's a proper effort!!!!

[Jimmy Recard]

It's pretty remote but they find it! But I will pass on my work address as that could be more reliable and less hassle. In fact yes, if you could pass that on to my Santa that would be great. I will email you soon Moose.

God knows on the signage but they seem pretty selective. Protesting the hunt? Gone quickly. Supporting Labour/Lib Dem candidate? Gone quickly.

If my Santa could clarify his/her query then I would be happy to reply. Alternatively the matter can be taken up with Shropshire County Council

[CorbynForTheBin]

There are some early birds on here! I've not even started researching yet!!

[Blaster72]

Seeing some of the posts above, I'm a little worried about the mental stability of some people on PH

Stalking, hand delivering, giant sex toys and creepy notes through the post.

Please let mine be normal