PH Secret Santa 2015 - The Santae Strike Back

[Kinky]

CorbynForTheBin said:

There are some early birds on here! I've not even started researching yet!!

You're not alone

[CorbynForTheBin]

CorbynForTheBin said:

I'll probably get bummed to death for this but...


Is anyone taking part in the Reddit SS this year? I'm in, after first joining last year, Bill Gates is in on it too!

Edited by CorbynForTheBin on Sunday 8th November 08:26

Just thought I'd raise this again - was a good laugh last year.

Closing date is looming

[Jimmy Recard]

CorbynForTheBin said:

CorbynForTheBin said:

I'll probably get bummed to death for this but...


Is anyone taking part in the Reddit SS this year? I'm in, after first joining last year, Bill Gates is in on it too!

Edited by CorbynForTheBin on Sunday 8th November 08:26

Just thought I'd raise this again - was a good laugh last year.

Closing date is looming

It would be pretty epic to get a Christmas present from Bill Gates

[Axionknight]

I wonder if the cheap tt would spent more than a tenner?

[CorbynForTheBin]

I'd prefer getting one from Arnie

But tbh, the PHSS has a better general standard of gift.

(Hopefully that link works)

[Jimmy Recard]

Imagine the disappointment if Bill Gates or Arnold Schwarzenegger was your Secret Santa and you just got a bar of soap and a toothbrush or something

If Bill Gates was my Secret Santa, I'd like to think that he'd make an effort in choosing the gift. A massive, crooked dildo or something

[Benni]

First gift ordered, must stalk a bit more for other ideas.

[Lazadude]

Oh SS,Thank you for my envelope of Glitter. My neice/nephew enjoyed throwing it all over my living room.

Edited by Lazadude on Monday 16th November 10:29

[wildoliver]

Lmao!!!

That is truly evil.

[Marc p]

Lazadude said:

Oh SS,Thank you for my envelope of Glitter. My neice/nephew enjoyed throwing it all over my living room.

Edited by Lazadude on Monday 16th November 10:29

I like the way you put 'niece/nephew', like you are still unsure of the gender and feel it's too late to ask the parent

[Lazadude]

Marc p said:

I like the way you put 'niece/nephew', like you are still unsure of the gender and feel it's too late to ask the parent

They're boy/girl twins, so I have no idea which one did most of the mess!

[The Moose]

Lazadude said:

Oh SS,Thank you for my envelope of Glitter. My neice/nephew enjoyed throwing it all over my living room.

Edited by Lazadude on Monday 16th November 10:29

Mr Lazadude

You're SS says (and I quote)

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That is all

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

The Beaver King
Your SS has asked me to pass on the following message:

"Please inform The Beaver King that he should not take any notice of people in long coats and hats hanging around near his house.

Or his place of work."

HO HO HO!

[The Beaver King]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

The Beaver King
Your SS has asked me to pass on the following message:

"Please inform The Beaver King that he should not take any notice of people in long coats and hats hanging around near his house.

Or his place of work."

HO HO HO!

... ... ... ...

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Benni
Your SS has asked whether you are on Social Media? Your SS has found a few of you in Germany but is worried that the shipment of sex toys and peanut butter will end up at the wrong house...

HO HO HO!

[Kinky]

Research complete and ideas sorted

Just need to find some time to go buy

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

FRA53R
Your SS has asked me to ask you for information about your likes and dislikes. Your SS suggests that "Anything" for your likes and "Nowt" for your dislikes is a bit dangerous (however the SS then goes on to explain they don't actually know what 'nowt' means.

Perhaps you'll send over more details as to what you like/don't like as you don't seem to be a prolific poster on PH...

HO HO HO!

[thetapeworm]

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

FRA53R
Your SS has asked me to ask you for information about your likes and dislikes. Your SS suggests that "Anything" for your likes and "Nowt" for your dislikes is a bit dangerous (however the SS then goes on to explain they don't actually know what 'nowt' means.

Perhaps you'll send over more details as to what you like/don't like as you don't seem to be a prolific poster on PH...

HO HO HO!

That's just a shy way of asking for a 4ft rubber arm with vibrating features.

[axgizmo]

Well my victim appears to have a very sheltered internet life. Absolutely nothing to go on but hey, who needs clues anyway haha!

1 gift bought, 1 to go

[Dr Interceptor]

Mr Moose, sent you a quick query by email