PH Secret Santa 2015 - The Santae Strike Back

[The Moose]

williamp said:

The Moose said:

It turns out that my victim doesn't say much on PH either. Great!! Haha

Didnt you cherrypick the easiest one? There were two standouts on the list in my opinion...

Of course, I should have, however left the whole thing in the lap of the excel randomiser Gods.

Oh well!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Jimmy Recard
Your Secret Santa has noticed that you live in the middle of nowhere. What is the delivery/courier reliability like? Is there a maximum size problem (I presume your SS means for the van?)?

Your SS also asks how frequently do the local council remove unauthorized signage from the roadside?

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

Antonia said:

Arrived in the post this morning:



It is a good thing I don't believe in Real Santa otherwise I'd be doubly scared

Good Effort!

Edited by Antonia on Saturday 14th November 13:55

That's a proper effort!!!!

[The Moose]

Lazadude said:

Oh SS,Thank you for my envelope of Glitter. My neice/nephew enjoyed throwing it all over my living room.

Edited by Lazadude on Monday 16th November 10:29

Mr Lazadude

You're SS says (and I quote)

" "

That is all

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

The Beaver King
Your SS has asked me to pass on the following message:

"Please inform The Beaver King that he should not take any notice of people in long coats and hats hanging around near his house.

Or his place of work."

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Benni
Your SS has asked whether you are on Social Media? Your SS has found a few of you in Germany but is worried that the shipment of sex toys and peanut butter will end up at the wrong house...

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

FRA53R
Your SS has asked me to ask you for information about your likes and dislikes. Your SS suggests that "Anything" for your likes and "Nowt" for your dislikes is a bit dangerous (however the SS then goes on to explain they don't actually know what 'nowt' means.

Perhaps you'll send over more details as to what you like/don't like as you don't seem to be a prolific poster on PH...

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

ChemicalChaos
Dear ChemicalChaos

Your Secret Santa has asked me to tell you that the nickname 'squadron leader' has been found.

Your SS is also very jealous you live so close to Oulton Park.

Today's question - your SS would like to know if you will be around the barns on the afternoon of December 10th, as a personal delivery could be on the cards... if SS can think of a gift in time!

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

ChemicalChaos said:

The Moose said:

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

ChemicalChaos
Dear ChemicalChaos

Your Secret Santa has asked me to tell you that the nickname 'squadron leader' has been found.

Your SS is also very jealous you live so close to Oulton Park.

Today's question - your SS would like to know if you will be around the barns on the afternoon of December 10th, as a personal delivery could be on the cards... if SS can think of a gift in time!

HO HO HO!

Ooh, this sounds interesting!

As far as I know, I will be around on that date (barring a last minute trip being organised above my head somewhere, but I will provide notice ASAP if so). I don't usually get home from work until about 5-5.30 though

And the reply:

Dear ChemicalChaos

Your SS understands the stresses of trouser buying can mean we have to disappear at short notice sometimes when THAT pair arrives at the local boutique.

If the date passes by and a delivery can't be completed the SS can always utilise the royal fail.

Your SS want's you to know the elves have been busy working on your card this afternoon and much fun has been had.

[The Moose]

ChemicalChaos said:

I'm slightly scared now!

Once further message:

Dear Chemical Chaos

Your SS can see that the old Landy SIII no longer has an MOT (and has not for 2 years). Does sir still own the old girl, or has she rusted away and shuffled off this mortal coil?

[The Moose]

V40TC said:

Dear SS
I too have moved address I have mail redirection but not massive parcel redirection for the couriers required to bring my well deserved presents

I have sent the new house address to the chief SS

thanks V4OTC

Is this new address the one you messaged me about previously?

[The Moose]

Lazadude said:

Have we started a Sent/received/pic wiki page yet?

I've got it on the first post of this thread. PM me if you want to say that it's been sent. People will hopefully upload photos when they arrive...

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Tubbytommy
Do you still have your Mk1 Golf and are you still into VWs?
HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Jimmy Recard
Would you be kind enough to ask my victim Jimmy Recard if he still carries a flame for Holly Willoughby and the female cast of Hollyoaks (especially the 2010 selection)?

This may or may not be related to my previous question regarding the maximum size of the delivery possible. Thanks also for the work address, that greatly increases the opportunity for maximum effect.

Ha Ha.

[I'd be rather afraid if I were you...]

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

CarTimeNow
Your top secret package will be on its way today.

For info, it does not contain nuts (changed my mind)/ Is fragile & the brown wrap can be removed (there is a paper Christmas card between brown wrap & crap Wrap underneath.

Apologies for the wrapping paper, I haven't get my Christmas stuff out yet

From SS x

Tubbytommy

Your SS would like to know what your shirt size is please?

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

ChemicalChaos

Dear ChemicalChaos

The elves have been busily wrapping up your gifts, but they have decided to let the good people over at myherpes deliver your parcel as they are too tired to make the trip for a personal delivery.

In case it is not obvious from the packaging, the 'specialised' trousers are in the box and therefore that cannot be opened until the big day. SS has, however attached an envelope to the top which you must open and photograph for the forum immediately.

thetapeworm

Just to reassure you that was merely the prequel to keep you entertained, Santa is busy whipping the elves into gear, and the main event will be arriving with you next week

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

Bit quiet today.

My victim's presents have been purchased and just arrived. Will pop them in the post soon

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Eltax91

Yo Eltax

S'up dawg?

I need hints about the kinda stuff that gets you going; your PH witterings don't give much away!

Cheers x

HO HO HO!

[The Moose]

The other day there was a knock on the door and there was a man with a box. I gave him a squiggle on his pad and returned back to my desk to find out what joys the box held.

So, this was inside:




- So I haven't!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

jonny_bravo

It is ok to open the box, but NOT THE ENVELOPE!

HO HO HO!