PH Secret Santa 2015 - The Santae Strike Back

PH Secret Santa 2015 - The Santae Strike Back

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Tubbytommy

569 posts

198 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Wrapping paper collected from the printers, all but one present has arrived and wrapped.

Just hope my target likes it all. I spent more than £10 on having the paper printed so I'm well over budget.

The Moose

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22,865 posts

210 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas
MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Eltax91

Yo Eltax

S'up dawg?

I need hints about the kinda stuff that gets you going; your PH witterings don't give much away!

Cheers x

HO HO HO!

xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

CorbynForTheBin

12,230 posts

195 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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Tubbytommy said:
Wrapping paper collected from the printers, all but one present has arrived and wrapped.

Just hope my target likes it all. I spent more than £10 on having the paper printed so I'm well over budget.
Have to say, if you're getting your paper pro-printed, that's commitment!

eltax91

9,893 posts

207 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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The Moose said:
xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas
MESSAGES OF THE DAY!

Eltax91

Yo Eltax

S'up dawg?

I need hints about the kinda stuff that gets you going; your PH witterings don't give much away!

Cheers x

HO HO HO!

xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas
As long as you avoid NSFW, anything goes really. I'm a tech geek so I like gadgets, obviously I love cars, particularly old land rovers but I've recently picked up an mx5 and supercharged it, which is fun.

I'm into football in a big way (season ticket holder at Sheffield United for 26 years), so some would say I'm a bit of a sadist.

I travel a lot for work. Suit and boot type of job.

I'm a ginger.

I play Xbox one if my 3 year old and job leave me any lazy time

I have a big gob and talk way more than I should

I make inappropriate jokes

Size wise I'm a large

Can't think of owt else!

CorbynForTheBin

12,230 posts

195 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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BURN THE GINGER!

andburg

7,296 posts

170 months

Wednesday 2nd December 2015
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CorbynForTheBin said:
BURN THE GINGER!
Fat ginger Sheffield United fan...he's suffered enough

ChemicalChaos

10,400 posts

161 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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My myst sincere and humble apologies to my SS.

You've probably been panicking and ringing the courier, but my present arrived safely on Monday. I photographed it but eery time I've logged on to post the pictures, I get called away or distracted by something else. Once again, sorry tongue outaperpag:


So, the nice man handed me a 2-part package, the envelope part marked "open immediately" and the box marked "open on the 25th".




Upon opening the letter, I find a thoughtfully compiled "scrapbook" looking back on on some of the most famous photoshops of me hehe








The box is quite light and compact - I therefore assume my SS has bought me a nice gemstone or some other small, high value item :P

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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andburg said:
CorbynForTheBin said:
BURN THE GINGER!
Fat ginger Sheffield United fan...he's suffered enough
Only if he is left handed too.

Blaster72

10,870 posts

198 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
My myst sincere and humble apologies to my SS.

You've probably been panicking and ringing the courier, but my present arrived safely on Monday. I photographed it but eery time I've logged on to post the pictures, I get called away or distracted by something else. Once again, sorry tongue outaperpag:


So, the nice man handed me a 2-part package, the envelope part marked "open immediately" and the box marked "open on the 25th".




Upon opening the letter, I find a thoughtfully compiled "scrapbook" looking back on on some of the most famous photoshops of me hehe








The box is quite light and compact - I therefore assume my SS has bought me a nice gemstone or some other small, high value item :P
I now feel like I've made no effort at all with my victim frown Still it's the thought that counts.....

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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Mine is a bit boring too - my sleuthing skills turned up very little, as my recipient is an elusive one.

Pot Bellied Fool

2,131 posts

238 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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I had a moment of inspiration last night so the main part of the present is now sorted & being collected tomorrow smile

I pity whoever's got me, I'm on here every day but not been posting much of late so not a lot to go on! Happy to put up some more info if it's needed - just let our esteemed Moose know.

I've just recorded a tutorial screenshot video for a client that deals with the dismembering of dead animals - think I missed a trick there on the present front!

ali_kat

31,992 posts

222 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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Mine has both complimented me and upset me this week.

scratchchin

The contents of their parcel may be changing slightly to reflect this laugh

mini me

1,435 posts

194 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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Adenauer said:
I spent more than that on postage too.

I wonder if the unicell has actually had my parcel yet?
unicell hah hah hah.

Ooh a courier at the door, woohoo........

CorbynForTheBin

12,230 posts

195 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
The box is quite light and compact - I therefore assume my SS has bought me a nice gemstone or some other small, high value item :P
Carbon fibre buttplug

Dr Interceptor

7,800 posts

197 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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CorbynForTheBin said:
ChemicalChaos said:
The box is quite light and compact - I therefore assume my SS has bought me a nice gemstone or some other small, high value item :P
Carbon fibre buttplug
Lightly coated in chilli oil biggrin

ali_kat

31,992 posts

222 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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Dr Interceptor said:
Lightly coated in chilli oil biggrin
nononono

evil You cut a chilli in 1/2 and rub the cut ends over it = No greasy warning residue wink

eltax91

9,893 posts

207 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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Axionknight said:
andburg said:
CorbynForTheBin said:
BURN THE GINGER!
Fat ginger Sheffield United fan...he's suffered enough
Only if he is left handed too.
Quite right, I've suffered enough. hehe

Dr Interceptor

7,800 posts

197 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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ali_kat said:
Dr Interceptor said:
Lightly coated in chilli oil biggrin
nononono

evil You cut a chilli in 1/2 and rub the cut ends over it = No greasy warning residue wink
I have been educated biggrin

ChemicalChaos

10,400 posts

161 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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Aaaaanyway, having the day off sick has meant I've finally managed to stalk my victim and order their gifts (inbetween bouts of vomiting...)

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Thursday 3rd December 2015
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Vomit-in-a-box is hardly in the spirit of the Xmas secret santa.

now, a-crap-in-a-santa-hat is more in line with the xmas spirit.