PH Secret Santa 2015 - The Santae Strike Back
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Hugo A Gogo
You will need to collect your parcel from the post office as it was turned away on delivery. They will keep it until 20th December when it will be returned. Tracking number is RN222041197GB
Mattracker
Your SS is pleased you're alive still and not buried under the Christmas tree. Also you should know that the present is perfectly safe to open in front of the wife and kids on Xmas day.
Glade
Your gift is on its way and you can open the box as the gift is wrapped inside. You won't need batteries - it's mains driven.
lazadude
Congratulations Jedi padawan, the test you have passed.
Tell me, do you have any objection to an extra gift, a [-]bootleg[\-] legit copy of what is expected to be a very very very popular movie...
Andburg
The issues have been sorted and your gifts have been sent out today. You can open the box and its safe for wife/kids!
HO HO HO!
Edited by The Moose on Monday 14th December 12:19
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Eskidavies
Your parcel was sent yesterday via myHermes signed-for delivery so should appear soon. I have made every effort to package it so as not to get damaged, so fingers crossed it arrives with you intact. When you receive it, follow the instructions on the pictorially-addressed envelope taped to the front.
Santa. Tracking number coming by PM
HO HO HO!
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n3il123
Can you confirm you've collected his gift from the "store" (apparently, you should know what this means) it is showing as such but your SS just wanted to be certain
CorbynForTheBin
Apparently your SS forgot to supply AA batteries so you'll need to ensure you have some. Apparently you should take it easy on the first couple of goes - it could be a little powerful...
HO HO HO!
Edited by The Moose on Tuesday 15th December 12:05
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mini me
Your package is in the hands of royal mail, when it arrives you can open the brown box, the gift(s?) are wrapped inside, I hope they are OK, I imagine one of the gifts will make no sense but your posting history didn't give me much to go on so I found something that had a tenuous link and went with it!
HO HO HO!
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drivin me nuts
You can open the box when it arrives. Presents are to be opened on Christmas Day. Them's the rules. Be careful with the wrapping paper. Santa accidentally bought cheap stuff that tears easily.
LazaDude
INCOMING! care package dispatched today CoD style, although via Royal Fail, who will do everything they can to ruin it, the unionised b
ds.I have a tracking number, which I'll only share if you have not received it by end of week.
You can open the box, however that may just tempt you to open further...
The package is fragile, so easy does it!
LeeThr
Your package was delivered into the gentle, safe & loving care of Royal Mail at the weekend - one of their highly trained seasonal operatives is currently holding a map upside down trying to work out where 'Wales' is...
You're safe to remove the black plastic outer wrapper, your gift is inside the inner giftwrap. It should not rattle excessively - if it does, shake the postie warmly by the throat...
Jimmy Recard
Thanks for confirming delivery. Parcel should be arriving early next week at the home address. I would say Monday/Tuesday depending how Herpes are feeling about it. You can open the box and read the first page of the greeting, but then kindly cease and desist with all further investigations, bar the large cylindrical item: If you can keep it erect until the big day, it should be ready for your enjoyment a little sooner than would otherwise be the case. On the subject of being called on your choice of moniker, you will soon be able to take retribution. Have faith!
HO HO HO!
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[EVERYONE]
It's been a busy day at Moose Towers today with all companies being directed plus the additional elf load. Could I make a request however please - when you send a message for me to post, 2 things. First, please include the PH username of your victim - makes my life a lot easier. Second, please write it so I can whack it straight on here as opposed to having to edit them to take out names, he/she etc. Many thanks
Tubbytommy
Your gift is with the Royal Fail, when it arrives the box can be opened as the gifts are individually wrapped. Also one gift didn't arrive in time so when it does eventually arrive, it will be sent on
FRA53R
Not to panic, there will be a gift there by Christmas eve, although it may be arriving on Christmas eve. And is there anywhere safe it could be left in case there not in to receive it.
Dr Interceptor
Your gift is on the way. Apologies for it not being loads of massive gifts (some possible serious budget-blowing going on by some) but your SS is currently without gainful employment.
office_monkey
You are allowed to open the envelope you received. Apparently your SS wants to apologise for not having the PHSS wrapping paper - he ran out of toner and wanted to get it in the post...
LeeThr
Your Secret Santa is wondering why the Post Office have stuck a Customs Declaration on the package - Wales isn't *that* far away.
Secret Santa wonders if the Customs Declaration mentions Malaysia - in which case the dappy bint in the Post Office stuck it on the wrong parcel & not the Redditt Secret Santa one destined for Malaysia!
ali kat
You may open the parcel – even though it's the most beautiful aspect of your presents-and take out the little packs, be careful not to lose the envelope with a card inside, this is not to be opened until after the presents.
HO HO HO!
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NNH
On my way to the post office open at 9.00am will be sent by recorded delivery, you can open wrapping paper, then read card, all is not what it seems, will forward any tracking info later.
Eltax91
Your SS is a bit concerned you haven't confirmed receipt. Was posted 1st class recorded last week.
Blaster72
Your package of filth will be posted 17/12, sorry about the box (you'll understand). You may open the external packaging if you can get through the roll of tape used. If the box is moist then its probably broke! Love Santa
Axionknight
Your package is now finally on it's way. You CANNOT open the package until Christmas day, and please open the envelope last as it contains very clear instructions. And hopefully your dad can read
St3ven1
Royal Mail tried to deliver it yesterday but couldn't so left a while you were out card. So the gift should be at the Stonehaven Delivery office.
CorbynForTheBin
The package was posted on Tuesday by Royal Mail 1st class recorded. The tracking number is KP382057991GB and it looks like no one was in to sign for it so it's been sent to the local sorting office. Did you get the "something for you card" that the postie should have left for you?
HO HO HO!
Edited by The Moose on Thursday 17th December 13:03
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Adenauer
Your present has left the UK on a Jet Plane heading for Germany
I do hope they don't drop it off when passing as it could otherwise make rather a mess upon landing
Ask The Moose for the Tracking Number, if you require it; sorry about the confusion earlier this week, must have been a YTS in the PO.
The Beaver King
Your gift has been sent recorded delivery. You can open the main package and eat the packet of addictive biscuits inside. Try putting one on top of a cup of tea to warm the caramel up! Don't open the PH wrapper until Christmas
NNH
Sorry don't have any tracking info but it will need signing for, Royal Mail 1st class recorded. So if you're not in over the next day or so, keep an eye for the ticket on the door mat! Regards SS.
Benni
Benni, my good man!
You're gift has been posted. I had to take it to the closest Post Office to work in order to send it in time. This might sound like a mild inconvenience, but you wouldn't understand.
Benni, have you ever had to go to the post office, during the day, in a s
tty part of Birmingham, carrying a parcel with homo-erotic images pasted onto it? No? Let me tell you, when a unemployed, middle aged Brummie stares you in the eyes and balls up his fist; you never want to find yourself asking if he's going to hit you or wear you like a glove...Anyway, anus intact, you're parcel is incoming. You can open the box, gifts are wrapped inside.
I have sent it tracked and signed, so if you're getting a bit worried, shout out and I'll get The Moose to ping you the tracking number.
Much love, your SS
Benni Message 2
Dude, take some photos of the box as well. I'm curious to find out if the prudes at Royal Mail Air Freight have taken a sharpie to the pictures on the parcel in a bid to protect their delicate senses...
drivin me nuts
Please take photos when the package arrives and post on here so Santa knows it has arrived in one piece.
Edited by The Moose on Friday 18th December 09:46
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Kaelic
I am getting a bit worried my parcel hasn't turned up! Can you confirm if you have received anything?
Aprisa
Your package is now at the mercy of the Royal Fail (first class recorded, tracking number somewhere). You may open the brown paper but stop when you get to the cheery paper. The additional gift should be self explanatory.
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butterface
You can open the outer packaging
Bullett
Are you going to be around on Christmas Eve/Christmas Day?
Cheers, SS
Giblet
To Giblet,
I got confirmation that my friend in Woking posted this today for you, should arrive tomorrow.
You can open the outer packet, inside is two presents. Big one is fresh from the factory, second one demands some patience.
Happy Yule,
Santasia
Bullett said:
The Moose said:
Bullett
Are you going to be around on Christmas Eve/Christmas Day?
Cheers, SS
xmas day, heading to the in-laws (on the High street) after the kids have opened presents and had breakfast.
I'm slightly concerned you are local now.
...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
That is all.
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