Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Monkeylegend]

Kaj91 said:

MartG said:

Kaj91 said:

This thread, like all of the "jokes", is well passed its sell by date. Could one of the mods do the decent thing and put it out of its misery.

RIP The Sean Connery Joke Thread.

Rather than complaining about it, have you ever thought about actually contributing something positive to the thread ?

Have you?

We can all see that you are getting the hang of copy and paste, it's just a pity you couldn't do it with something that is either new or more importantly funny.

Kaj, if you don't like this thread you should agoogoo.

[JustinF]

Monkeylegend said:

Kaj91 said:

MartG said:

Kaj91 said:

This thread, like all of the "jokes", is well passed its sell by date. Could one of the mods do the decent thing and put it out of its misery.

RIP The Sean Connery Joke Thread.

Rather than complaining about it, have you ever thought about actually contributing something positive to the thread ?

Have you?

We can all see that you are getting the hang of copy and paste, it's just a pity you couldn't do it with something that is either new or more importantly funny.

Kaj, if you don't like this thread you should agoogoo.

He's too shy shy

[K12beano]

MartG said:

Probably shouldn't ....




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but

[fatboy18]

Have to Say the Internet seems to be a free for all for people who don't give two hoots for respect and decency. Sick jokes at the expense of others may get a short laugh from some of you? But some of us don't always see the funny side Our loss? Who the hell knows?

It's a sick world out there

I'm no judge and jury, you guys make your own minds up.

Edited by fatboy18 on Sunday 7th February 22:59

[Laurel Green]

[Laurel Green]

[BOBTEE]

EskimoArapaho said:

Monkeylegend said:

Prak said:

Or the Russian with three testicles .... Eugenica Bolokov

He stole one off his brother Ivor.

Not forgetting their slightly unhinged sister, Ivana Katja Bolokov.

And their prostitute friend Nickaz Zoffalott

[SpeckledJim]

fatboy18 said:

Have to Say the Internet seems to be a free for all for people who don't give two hoots for respect and decency. Sick jokes at the expense of others may get a short laugh from some of you? But some of us don't always see the funny side Our loss? Who the hell knows?

It's a sick world out there

I'm no judge and jury, you guys make your own minds up.

Edited by fatboy18 on Sunday 7th February 22:59

There aren't many jokes (at all) that don't have someone on the receiving end.

Once you accept that then everything else is just a point on the continuum.

[Alex]

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?



Chicken sees a salad.

[McAndy]

Chuckle.

[Ayahuasca]

I hope he had a wonderful life.

[Jonboy_t]

Ayahuasca said:

I hope he had a wonderful life.

Who's dead?

[Laurel Green]

Jonboy_t said:

Ayahuasca said:

I hope he had a wonderful life.

Who's dead?

Colin Vearncombe, perhaps better known as Black died a couple of weeks ago.

[Ayahuasca]

Laurel Green said:

Jonboy_t said:

Ayahuasca said:

I hope he had a wonderful life.

Who's dead?

Colin Vearncombe, perhaps better known as Black died a couple of weeks ago.

Obit in the Times today.

[Wacky Racer]

Jewish Kamikaze pilot.

Crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

[Jonboy_t]

Wacky Racer said:

Jewish Kamikaze pilot.

Crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

Why the big paws?

[010101]

Jonboy_t said:

Wacky Racer said:

He was landing slowly so he didn't scratch the paint.


































Jewish Kamikaze pilot.

Crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

Why the big paws?

[steviegunn]

BOBTEE said:

EskimoArapaho said:

Monkeylegend said:

Prak said:

Or the Russian with three testicles .... Eugenica Bolokov

He stole one off his brother Ivor.

Not forgetting their slightly unhinged sister, Ivana Katja Bolokov.

And their prostitute friend Nickaz Zoffalott

who has a client, Sukma Kokov.

[silverfoxcc]

Who had a cousin
Likma Farni

[MartG]