Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great... I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great... I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
Einion Yrth said:
Of course it was, but what a good sense of humour. In my local shopping precinct there is a pictogram of exclusions.Apart from dogs (except blind dogs), and smoking with the appropriate symbol, there is a pictogram of a dinosaur with the banned slash through and it says alongside "Except blind dinosaurs"
Doofus said:
I used to get really irritated by the smilies you put at the end of your posts, vipers. Now I realise you're just trying to be helpful by telling us when to laugh, because it isn't always obvious from the 'jokes' you post.
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