Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the
first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered
in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He
says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
as?" And the guy says," I'm green with NV". The host replies,
"Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the
door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather
boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman
"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you Come as?" She replies,
"I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join
the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, the
host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy,
standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and
says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested
standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is
this supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard,
and Murphy here has just come in dispair."
different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the
first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered
in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He
says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
as?" And the guy says," I'm green with NV". The host replies,
"Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the
door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather
boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman
"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you Come as?" She replies,
"I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join
the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, the
host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy,
standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and
says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested
standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is
this supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard,
and Murphy here has just come in dispair."
chedder said:
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, the
host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy,
standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and
says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested
standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is
this supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard,
and Murphy here has just come in dispair."
That was new to me in about 1960 but I expect it's new to someone now host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy,
standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and
says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested
standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is
this supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard,
and Murphy here has just come in dispair."
Monkeylegend said:
My next door neighbour is in trouble with the police. He hit the vicar over the head with a bottle of domestos at Sunday service today and has been charged with a bleach of the priest.
I sniggeredI've a meeting with a vicar on Wednesday and might tell him this one to break the ice
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