Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
Then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he peered inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
Then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he peered inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
He grasped me by my slender neck
i could not call or scream
He took me to his dingy room
Where he could not be seen
He stripped me of my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form
i was so clod and damp and scared
And he was flushed and warm
He pressed his feverish lips to mine
I could not make him stop
He drained me of my very self
I gave him every drop
He made me what i am today
That's why you find me here
A broken bottle in the kerb
That once was filled with beer
i could not call or scream
He took me to his dingy room
Where he could not be seen
He stripped me of my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form
i was so clod and damp and scared
And he was flushed and warm
He pressed his feverish lips to mine
I could not make him stop
He drained me of my very self
I gave him every drop
He made me what i am today
That's why you find me here
A broken bottle in the kerb
That once was filled with beer
There was a young man from Mid Wales
Lived off the foreskins of snails
When he couldn't get these
He lived off the cheese
Which he picked from his prick with his nails
A policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the rest of his life
He misled his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon
A disgusting young man named McGill
Made his neighbours exceedingly ill
When they learned of his habits
Involving white rabbits
And a bird with a flexible bill
Lived off the foreskins of snails
When he couldn't get these
He lived off the cheese
Which he picked from his prick with his nails
A policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the rest of his life
He misled his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon
A disgusting young man named McGill
Made his neighbours exceedingly ill
When they learned of his habits
Involving white rabbits
And a bird with a flexible bill
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