Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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mybrainhurts said:
David Beckham nearly got killed on a horse last night.
He's never ridden a horse and the bloody thing went galloping off, then he fell, held its neck for a second, then fell with his foot caught in the stirrup...
Luckily the Tesco security bloke rushed out and unplugged the horse.
Apparently they interviewed the security guy afterwards and Mr Everie Little said he was pleased to help.He's never ridden a horse and the bloody thing went galloping off, then he fell, held its neck for a second, then fell with his foot caught in the stirrup...
Luckily the Tesco security bloke rushed out and unplugged the horse.
Monkeylegend said:
mybrainhurts said:
David Beckham nearly got killed on a horse last night.
He's never ridden a horse and the bloody thing went galloping off, then he fell, held its neck for a second, then fell with his foot caught in the stirrup...
Luckily the Tesco security bloke rushed out and unplugged the horse.
Apparently they interviewed the security guy afterwards and Mr Everie Little said he was pleased to help.He's never ridden a horse and the bloody thing went galloping off, then he fell, held its neck for a second, then fell with his foot caught in the stirrup...
Luckily the Tesco security bloke rushed out and unplugged the horse.
Evangelion said:
In the supermarket this morning, some silly old twit wasn't looking where he was going and pushed his trolley full-pelt into mine. It was only with the assistance of the checkout girl that I was able to prise the two apart.
So I was grateful to see Tess co-operate.
(c) Peter Gabriel, 1973So I was grateful to see Tess co-operate.
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