Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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A man climbs a hill with his son and as they look down on their town he tells his son a story.
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Skyrat said:
A man climbs a hill with his son and as they look down on their town he tells his son a story.
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Must be a Welsh joke Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Vipers said:
Skyrat said:
A man climbs a hill with his son and as they look down on their town he tells his son a story.
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Must be a Welsh joke Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Spot the link there.
jbudgie said:
Vipers said:
Skyrat said:
A man climbs a hill with his son and as they look down on their town he tells his son a story.
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Must be a Welsh joke Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Spot the link there.
Vipers said:
Skyrat said:
A man climbs a hill with his son and as they look down on their town he tells his son a story.
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Must be a Welsh joke Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
No, it doesn't seem likely to be a Welsh joke. From the content, a town that has a city wall, a church built from bricks, and goats kept on the hillside overlooking the town built by the father who was tempted by bestiality, I get the impression that it is more likely to be a middle eastern country which had an orthodox christian faith, and probably set quite a long time ago. The name of the man has probably metamorphosed into Alan after multiple re-telling of the joke down through the ages, and so should not be relied upon as being accurate. Perhaps a corruption of Ah-dem?glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Skyrat said:
A man climbs a hill with his son and as they look down on their town he tells his son a story.
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Must be a Welsh joke Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
No, it doesn't seem likely to be a Welsh joke. From the content, a town that has a city wall, a church built from bricks, and goats kept on the hillside overlooking the town built by the father who was tempted by bestiality, I get the impression that it is more likely to be a middle eastern country which had an orthodox christian faith, and probably set quite a long time ago. The name of the man has probably metamorphosed into Alan after multiple re-telling of the joke down through the ages, and so should not be relied upon as being accurate. Perhaps a corruption of Ah-dem?But a goat?? Where are all the sheep? More importantly, no ambulances were harmed in the making of this story....
You 'tard....
I put this in the Jewish/traffic warden thread, but I guess it really ought to be here...
Right then...
Did you hear about the Catholic cobbler who mended the rabbi's shoes and proudly put up a sign, saying Paddy McMurphy, cobblers to the rabbi...
When the Jewish cobbler across the road saw it, he put up a sign saying Abel Schumann, b
ks to the Pope...
Right then...
Did you hear about the Catholic cobbler who mended the rabbi's shoes and proudly put up a sign, saying Paddy McMurphy, cobblers to the rabbi...
When the Jewish cobbler across the road saw it, he put up a sign saying Abel Schumann, b
ks to the Pope...K12beano said:
ow, don't get me wrong, I have some empathy for the poor kittens.
But a goat?? Where are all the sheep? More importantly, no ambulances were harmed in the making of this story....
You 'tard....
There were no sheep mentioned in the joke, just a goat. It may have been a high class goat of high standing... But a goat?? Where are all the sheep? More importantly, no ambulances were harmed in the making of this story....
You 'tard....
If it was a welsh joke, it would definitely have involved a sheep such as this delectable creature...
And it's ambiwlans you 'tard!
twing said:
PoleDriver said:
I hate it when they change the name of things for no good reason.
First marathon became snickers then opal fruits became starburst.
Now we have Anal bleaching, what was wrong with "changing your ring tone"?
That tickled me First marathon became snickers then opal fruits became starburst.
Now we have Anal bleaching, what was wrong with "changing your ring tone"?
AstonZagato said:
twing said:
PoleDriver said:
I hate it when they change the name of things for no good reason.
First marathon became snickers then opal fruits became starburst.
Now we have Anal bleaching, what was wrong with "changing your ring tone"?
That tickled me First marathon became snickers then opal fruits became starburst.
Now we have Anal bleaching, what was wrong with "changing your ring tone"?
Nice one Poley. I assumed it would sting rather than tickle.
glenrobbo said:
AstonZagato said:
twing said:
PoleDriver said:
I hate it when they change the name of things for no good reason.
First marathon became snickers then opal fruits became starburst.
Now we have Anal bleaching, what was wrong with "changing your ring tone"?
That tickled me First marathon became snickers then opal fruits became starburst.
Now we have Anal bleaching, what was wrong with "changing your ring tone"?
Nice one Poley. I assumed it would sting rather than tickle.
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Skyrat said:
A man climbs a hill with his son and as they look down on their town he tells his son a story.
Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
Must be a Welsh joke Son, see those houses down there. I built every one of them with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the house builder? No.
That church there, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the church builder? No.
The city wall that keeps us all safe at night, I built it brick by brick with my bare hands, but do the people call me Alan the wall builder? (he shakes his head) No.
But you shag one goat.....
No, it doesn't seem likely to be a Welsh joke. From the content, a town that has a city wall, a church built from bricks, and goats kept on the hillside overlooking the town built by the father who was tempted by bestiality, I get the impression that it is more likely to be a middle eastern country which had an orthodox christian faith, and probably set quite a long time ago. The name of the man has probably metamorphosed into Alan after multiple re-telling of the joke down through the ages, and so should not be relied upon as being accurate. Perhaps a corruption of Ah-dem?Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff