Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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GAjon said:
mickk said:
Clubbers in Leeds are using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths.
A dangerous process known as 'E by Gum'
Well if we're going so far back, police found two druggies behind our works one was drinking battery acid the other eating fireworks.A dangerous process known as 'E by Gum'
They charged the first but let the other one off.
Breaking news: there's gold buried in S
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I'm really struggling to see that one...
( Actual story )
horpe.I'm really struggling to see that one...
( Actual story )
Vipers said:
She says to paddy, "Why is there a lable saying "L" in one of your wellies, and "R" in the other"
Paddy says "That's so I know which way round they go, "L" is for left, and "R" is for right"
She says "Oh, now I know why there's a label in my knickers saying C & A"
That's a very old joke Vipers. Paddy says "That's so I know which way round they go, "L" is for left, and "R" is for right"
She says "Oh, now I know why there's a label in my knickers saying C & A"
Either that or they are very very old knickers.
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
She says to paddy, "Why is there a lable saying "L" in one of your wellies, and "R" in the other"
Paddy says "That's so I know which way round they go, "L" is for left, and "R" is for right"
She says "Oh, now I know why there's a label in my knickers saying C & A"
That's a very old joke Vipers. Paddy says "That's so I know which way round they go, "L" is for left, and "R" is for right"
She says "Oh, now I know why there's a label in my knickers saying C & A"
Either that or they are very very old knickers.
. Joking off course. Something the OH said today rattled my little cells and dug it up, but hey may be some young members on here. Then again they may be thinking what C & A is.
Vipers said:
I could say it's old if you recognise it but I won't. . Joking off course. Something the OH said today rattled my little cells and dug it up, but hey may be some young members on here.
Then again they may be thinking what C & A is.
Vipers old chum, I am indeed extremely ancient. . Joking off course. Something the OH said today rattled my little cells and dug it up, but hey may be some young members on here. Then again they may be thinking what C & A is.
I can remember when Adam was a lad.
I remember the first horse-drawn aeroplanes.
I remember the summer of '69. (
I think it was actually '70. 
)I remember most of your jokes from the first, second and third time around
. But only when you jog my memory, so thanks for that, old chap! 
Trouble is, these days, I get halfway up the stairs and forget what I was going upstairs for.
So I have to stop and think. Nope, it's gone.
Then I can't remember if I was going upstairs or downstairs. ???
Eventually, after pondering for a while, I get to the bottom of the stairs.
That's when I tend to wet myself.
However, I will never forget what C&A was all those years ago.
In my defence, I was very very drunk.
Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 19th February 17:44
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