Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
JMGS4 said:
A german was living next to his turkish neighbour and they got on well.
So well that when the german boght a new black mercedes his neighbour went and bought exactly the same car.
Every Saturday morning they'd be out proudly washing and polishing their cars.
One morning the german mistook his neighbours car for his own and started washing it by throwing a bucket of water over it.
A couple of minute later the turk came out with a pair of snips in his hand and proceeded to cut off the end of the germans cars exhaust.
Wehn asked by ze cherman what he was doing the Turk said.....
"If you can baptise my car, then I can at least circumcise yours!"
That doesn't make any sense because the Turk washed it himself before anyway. I think, bear with me here, that as you live is Germany, this is in fact a German joke and you have translated it into a bad English joke.So well that when the german boght a new black mercedes his neighbour went and bought exactly the same car.
Every Saturday morning they'd be out proudly washing and polishing their cars.
One morning the german mistook his neighbours car for his own and started washing it by throwing a bucket of water over it.
A couple of minute later the turk came out with a pair of snips in his hand and proceeded to cut off the end of the germans cars exhaust.
Wehn asked by ze cherman what he was doing the Turk said.....
"If you can baptise my car, then I can at least circumcise yours!"
Tell me I'm wrong.
Adenauer said:
JMGS4 said:
A german was living next to his turkish neighbour and they got on well.
So well that when the german boght a new black mercedes his neighbour went and bought exactly the same car.
Every Saturday morning they'd be out proudly washing and polishing their cars.
One morning the german mistook his neighbours car for his own and started washing it by throwing a bucket of water over it.
A couple of minute later the turk came out with a pair of snips in his hand and proceeded to cut off the end of the germans cars exhaust.
Wehn asked by ze cherman what he was doing the Turk said.....
"If you can baptise my car, then I can at least circumcise yours!"
That doesn't make any sense because the Turk washed it himself before anyway. I think, bear with me here, that as you live is Germany, this is in fact a German joke and you have translated it into a bad English joke.So well that when the german boght a new black mercedes his neighbour went and bought exactly the same car.
Every Saturday morning they'd be out proudly washing and polishing their cars.
One morning the german mistook his neighbours car for his own and started washing it by throwing a bucket of water over it.
A couple of minute later the turk came out with a pair of snips in his hand and proceeded to cut off the end of the germans cars exhaust.
Wehn asked by ze cherman what he was doing the Turk said.....
"If you can baptise my car, then I can at least circumcise yours!"
Tell me I'm wrong.
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