Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Doofus said:
Chapter one, page one of How Not To Tell A Joke.
Why did the teacher sit down and cry? Surely she should ahve said "No, Johnny, you fking cretin, I asked you to use the word 'fascinate'!"
Aaand another critic who never posts a joke themselves feels the need to vent their bile upon the world...Why did the teacher sit down and cry? Surely she should ahve said "No, Johnny, you fking cretin, I asked you to use the word 'fascinate'!"
MartG said:
Aaand another critic who never posts a joke themselves feels the need to vent their bile upon the world...
I'm part of the audience! I came here to be entertained! If I'd known I had to do some work, I'd have stayed at home! As part of the audience, I am entitled to a critical analysis. I wasn't criticising you for posting; it was evident that you weren't telling the joke, as you'd copied and pasted from elsewhere. The version I heard many years ago was about the word 'centimetre', but the same applies: If you don't put 'centimetre' in the punchline, then it doesn't work. And it is the punchline. "The teacher sat down and cried" has never been the punchline to any joke ever.
Einion Yrth said:
Also...it's a ste graphic. There are two reasons...three! Three reasons...among the reasons she could be a witch:1 looks like one
2 turned me into a newt
3 floats on water
This third point is further discussed and will only be true if
3.1 she's made of wood or
3.2 she weighs the same as a duck
At no time is she *thought* of being a witch for reason of being made of wood.
MartG said:
Lady in the chemists today, very loudly "That stuff you gave me to sort out my ahole hasn't worked!"
Embarrassed assistant, " Really? Why?"
Lady "'Cos the bugger still hasn't found a job."
While the thread is in full dissection mode...Embarrassed assistant, " Really? Why?"
Lady "'Cos the bugger still hasn't found a job."
Why would the woman seek help to find her husband a job at a chemists?
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