Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Spydaman said:
Monkeylegend said:
Think I have posted this one before,
"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
But the Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown it's white. How about what comes out of cows (Cowes) steaming?"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
Vipers said:
Spydaman said:
Monkeylegend said:
Think I have posted this one before,
"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
But the Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown it's white. How about what comes out of cows (Cowes) steaming?"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
oscmax said:
Vipers said:
Spydaman said:
Monkeylegend said:
Think I have posted this one before,
"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
But the Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown it's white. How about what comes out of cows (Cowes) steaming?"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
ThunderSpook said:
oscmax said:
Vipers said:
Spydaman said:
Monkeylegend said:
Think I have posted this one before,
"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
But the Isle of Wight ferry isn't brown it's white. How about what comes out of cows (Cowes) steaming?"What's brown and comes out of cows backwards?"
"The Isle of Wight ferry"
A woman was driving rather quickly to work and passed under a bridge. As she did so a policeman jumped out from behind it and stopped her.
"In a hurry Madam" he said with a smirk on his face.
"Yes officer, I am late for work"
"What do you do?" asked the policeman
"I am a rectum stretcher" she replied
"A what?" the policeman asked
"A rectum stretcher" she replied
"And what does this entail?" he asked
"Well" she said, "I start by inserting one finger in a rectum, and slowly work it around inside until I can get two, then three, then four fingers, then when I can get my whole hand in, I work it side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly stretch it until it is about 6 foot wide"
"What on earth do you do with a 6 foot asrehole?" asks the policeman.
"Well you give him a radar gun and stand him behind a bridge" replies the woman.
"In a hurry Madam" he said with a smirk on his face.
"Yes officer, I am late for work"
"What do you do?" asked the policeman
"I am a rectum stretcher" she replied
"A what?" the policeman asked
"A rectum stretcher" she replied
"And what does this entail?" he asked
"Well" she said, "I start by inserting one finger in a rectum, and slowly work it around inside until I can get two, then three, then four fingers, then when I can get my whole hand in, I work it side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly stretch it until it is about 6 foot wide"
"What on earth do you do with a 6 foot asrehole?" asks the policeman.
"Well you give him a radar gun and stand him behind a bridge" replies the woman.
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