Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Halmyre]

crossle said:

Jonboy_t said:

ApOrbital said:

Can we have some jokes please time waits for no man

I Sekonda that. This is just a Weil-ed attempt at humour.

Heuer think you're talking to?

I'm Seiko these watch puns.

[Vitorio]

Halmyre said:

I'm Seiko these watch puns.

Really? They are only a minute part of this thread.

[marshalla]

Citizens, citizens, it seems the populace's tolerance for watch puns is running low. We're in danger of creating a movement.



Meanwhile - there's a man with a briefcase sitting in the tree outside our local bank.


I think he must be the branch manager.

[JustinF]

Some of these jokes are Tissot paper thin.

[omgus]

crossle said:

I'm sending my wife to a Swiss finishing school.

Or Dignitas, as they prefer to call it.

ApOrbital said:

Oh god let it stop please.

[Halmyre]

Vitorio said:

Really? They are only a minute part of this thread.

Don't fob me off with feeble excuses.

[Spydaman]

This isn't a joke it's Omega attempt at humour.

[Evangelion]

I'm losing the will to live here, think I might Rolex over and die in a minute.

[Iva Barchetta]

It's becoming Blancpainful.

[crossle]

I hope these watch puns are in chronometric order?

Give them all a big hand...

There's no escapement is there?

Still, they can't go on forever - unless they're self winding!

[silverfoxcc]

My mate is an horologist and a naturalist

One day he saw a hair spring

[EarlOfHazard]

Le TVR said:

A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol;
police say it's definitely race related.

[Monkeylegend]

Timing, it's all about timing.

[DoctorX]

Monkeylegend said:

Timing, it's all about timing.

Heuer going to have to better than that.

[Monkeylegend]

DoctorX said:

Monkeylegend said:

Timing, it's all about timing.

Heuer going to have to better than that.

do, all about timing

[DoctorX]

Monkeylegend said:

DoctorX said:

Monkeylegend said:

Timing, it's all about timing.

Heuer going to have to better than that.

do, all about timing

Kors you're right. I'm (G)Shocked at my crap grammar.

[Pieman68]

Tag me when you're finished, it's starting to ecodrive me mental

[mickk]

My friend asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public.

I said maybe.

[antspants]

Le TVR said:

A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol;
police say it's definitely race related.

Almost missed in amongst all the watch puns, but made me chuckle

[kowalski655]

Just came across these Icelandic cartoons,check them outif you have the <ahem> "time"




This one is more suited to the C&H thread perhaps,so I have spoilered it in case it doesnt have enough fluffy kittens