Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
A doctor and a Diver loved the same girl.
Doctor gave the girl a rose daily and the Diver gave the girl an apple.
Girl got confused and asked the Diver: There is a meaning of giving rose in Love. Why are you giving me an apple ?
Diver answered : Because ......
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Doctor gave the girl a rose daily and the Diver gave the girl an apple.
Girl got confused and asked the Diver: There is a meaning of giving rose in Love. Why are you giving me an apple ?
Diver answered : Because ......
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Bit of a conundrum...
The Hadrian's Wall Contracting Company Limited is having difficulty finding people with the skills and experience within England (or Wales) for a new project. If you are looking for paid employment this could be one for you. Immediate start. Great conditions. Some outside work. No migrants. Or Irish.
The Hadrian's Wall Contracting Company Limited is having difficulty finding people with the skills and experience within England (or Wales) for a new project. If you are looking for paid employment this could be one for you. Immediate start. Great conditions. Some outside work. No migrants. Or Irish.
K12beano said:
Bit of a conundrum...
The Hadrian's Wall Contracting Company Limited is having difficulty finding people with the skills and experience within England (or Wales) for a new project. If you are looking for paid employment this could be one for you. Immediate start. Great conditions. Some outside work. No migrants. Or Irish.
Great, nice job for the Summer, does this include Holiday pay and Pension benefits?The Hadrian's Wall Contracting Company Limited is having difficulty finding people with the skills and experience within England (or Wales) for a new project. If you are looking for paid employment this could be one for you. Immediate start. Great conditions. Some outside work. No migrants. Or Irish.
Sticks. said:
K12beano said:
Can't be right that some people get more money from Government for not working.Also heard an interesting story the other day, I was talking to a chap who visited Laguna Seca race circuit in the USA,
They were preparing the track for a big event. They had Prisoners from the local jail raking the gravel on the run off areas, community service. Like that idea.
fatboy18 said:
ext job is to reform our benefit system Can't be right that some people get more money from Government for not working.
Also heard an interesting story the other day, I was talking to a chap who visited Laguna Seca race circuit in the USA,
They were preparing the track for a big event. They had Prisoners from the local jail raking the gravel on the run off areas, community service. Like that idea.
How about strapping the pedos together to make a tyre wall ? Can't be right that some people get more money from Government for not working.Also heard an interesting story the other day, I was talking to a chap who visited Laguna Seca race circuit in the USA,
They were preparing the track for a big event. They had Prisoners from the local jail raking the gravel on the run off areas, community service. Like that idea.
Iva Barchetta said:
fatboy18 said:
ext job is to reform our benefit system Can't be right that some people get more money from Government for not working.
Also heard an interesting story the other day, I was talking to a chap who visited Laguna Seca race circuit in the USA,
They were preparing the track for a big event. They had Prisoners from the local jail raking the gravel on the run off areas, community service. Like that idea.
How about strapping the pedos together to make a tyre wall ? Can't be right that some people get more money from Government for not working.Also heard an interesting story the other day, I was talking to a chap who visited Laguna Seca race circuit in the USA,
They were preparing the track for a big event. They had Prisoners from the local jail raking the gravel on the run off areas, community service. Like that idea.
Vitorio said:
Hyde said:
Was just in Tesco, when the cashier asked the foreign couple in front of me if they needed help packing their bags.
I thought, f##k me!, that started quicker than I expected
I thought, f##k me!, that started quicker than I expected
Brilliant 
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sum it up quite well
......Who?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0u3NM8rd1U
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