Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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An oldie springs to mind.
Price Charles walking around a factory in Japan where women were busy soldering components to a PCB.
He noticed a young pretty girl busily soldering away.
He walked up to her work station and asked "What do you use for flux"
Without batting an eyelid, she said "Plix"
Price Charles walking around a factory in Japan where women were busy soldering components to a PCB.
He noticed a young pretty girl busily soldering away.
He walked up to her work station and asked "What do you use for flux"
Without batting an eyelid, she said "Plix"
So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopp...ed yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopp...ed yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
Vipers said:
An oldie springs to mind.
Price Charles walking around a factory in Japan where women were busy soldering components to a PCB.
He noticed a young pretty girl busily soldering away.
He walked up to her work station and asked "What do you use for flux"
Without batting an eyelid, she said "Plix"
You've forgotten the post punchline Price Charles walking around a factory in Japan where women were busy soldering components to a PCB.
He noticed a young pretty girl busily soldering away.
He walked up to her work station and asked "What do you use for flux"
Without batting an eyelid, she said "Plix"
Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.
I accidentally downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar app...it keeps draining my battery!!
Our band's got a Polish roadie.
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.
Our dog keeps chasing people on bikes. My Missus asked me what we could do about it.
I suggested we confiscate his bike.
The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.
I accidentally downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar app...it keeps draining my battery!!
Our band's got a Polish roadie.
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.
Our dog keeps chasing people on bikes. My Missus asked me what we could do about it.
I suggested we confiscate his bike.
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