Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Vitorio said:
Vaud said:
Because you are a sado-masochist who can't afford a Mac?
Well, you are right about not being able to afford a mac That said, ive worked with a MBP for nine months, first thing i'd do with a mac of my own is install linux
LeeThr said:
Vitorio said:
Vaud said:
Because you are a sado-masochist who can't afford a Mac?
Well, you are right about not being able to afford a mac That said, ive worked with a MBP for nine months, first thing i'd do with a mac of my own is install linux
Laurel Green said:
Have a joke-->
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?"
"I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."
"That's not going to work."
"Why not?"
"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
and its about to be stolen, sorry. Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?"
"I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."
"That's not going to work."
"Why not?"
"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
Bob and his wife were on their way to the airport and passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.
Bob's wife glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."
"No," Bob corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."
Bob's wife glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."
"No," Bob corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."
It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the coffee shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the coffee shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"
LeeThr said:
And when the majority of OSX is based on Unix. You're effectively overpaying for an Intel CPU in a fancy case.
Agreed, but that fancy case is pretty nice i have to admitId never buy one though, for exactly that reason, i only care about the hardware, and it isnt THAT good
Vitorio said:
LeeThr said:
And when the majority of OSX is based on Unix. You're effectively overpaying for an Intel CPU in a fancy case.
Agreed, but that fancy case is pretty nice i have to admitId never buy one though, for exactly that reason, i only care about the hardware, and it isnt THAT good
Corpulent Tosser said:
Vitorio said:
LeeThr said:
And when the majority of OSX is based on Unix. You're effectively overpaying for an Intel CPU in a fancy case.
Agreed, but that fancy case is pretty nice i have to admitId never buy one though, for exactly that reason, i only care about the hardware, and it isnt THAT good
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/forum.asp?h=0&a...
Corpulent Tosser said:
Vitorio said:
LeeThr said:
And when the majority of OSX is based on Unix. You're effectively overpaying for an Intel CPU in a fancy case.
Agreed, but that fancy case is pretty nice i have to admitId never buy one though, for exactly that reason, i only care about the hardware, and it isnt THAT good
Laurel Green said:
It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the coffee shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the coffee shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"
Also great how Peggy Sue invented the Twist 2 years early!
A 60yr old Billionaire marries a real hot 25year old,
After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, the billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts... "I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips the billionaire responds "85 years old"
After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, the billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts... "I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips the billionaire responds "85 years old"
Kenty said:
A 60yr old Billionaire marries a real hot 25year old,
After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, the billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts... "I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips the billionaire responds "85 years old"
Clever After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, the billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts... "I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips the billionaire responds "85 years old"
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