Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
Laurel Green said:
Have a joke-->
A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
At least she didn't ask if it would be covered in poo!
schmunk said:
GCSE question:
How much of his workload does the student retain?
Depends.How much of his workload does the student retain?
Edited by schmunk on Saturday 27th August 07:26
Is it:
x = original workload
w = new workload
w = x - 4(1/3x) (each book takes off 1/3 of initial workload)
or
w = ((((2/3x)) * 2/3x) * 2/3x) * 2/3x) (each book successively takes of 1/3 of workload)
etc
Kittens, dissected, etc
Vaud said:
schmunk said:
GCSE question:
How much of his workload does the student retain?
Depends.How much of his workload does the student retain?
Edited by schmunk on Saturday 27th August 07:26
Is it:
x = original workload
w = new workload
w = x - 4(1/3x) (each book takes off 1/3 of initial workload)
or
w = ((((2/3x)) * 2/3x) * 2/3x) * 2/3x) (each book successively takes of 1/3 of workload)
etc
Kittens, dissected, etc
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