Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[Le TVR]

How do you milk sheep?

Release a new iphone.

[Fluffsri]

Started a new job today helping a one handed typist with capital letters, its mainly SHIFT work.

[driverrob]

Le TVR said:

How do you milk sheep?

Release a new iphone.

[Usget]

Fluffsri said:

Started a new job today helping a one handed typist with capital letters, its mainly SHIFT work.

Isn't that a polite way of calling someone a wker?

[McAndy]

Le TVR said:

How do you milk sheep?

Release a new iphone.

[louiebaby]

Every now and then my family and I have pizza for dinner, but we have to be careful which types we choose. I love Hawaiian pizza, but can't cook it with the other ones as it needs to be done at Aloha temperature.

[Fluffsri]

louiebaby said:

Every now and then my family and I have pizza for dinner, but we have to be careful which types we choose. I love Hawaiian pizza, but can't cook it with the other ones as it needs to be done at Aloha temperature.

hehehe love it!

[louiebaby]

Fluffsri said:

hehehe love it!

Many thanks.

(Awaits the punsters coming in to get a pizza the action.)

[Vaud]

louiebaby said:

Many thanks.

(Awaits the punsters coming in to get a pizza the action.)

You'd have to be a real pizza work to dough that.

[Fluffsri]

louiebaby said:

Fluffsri said:

hehehe love it!

Many thanks.

(Awaits the punsters coming in to get a pizza the action.)

I don't think there is mushroom for improvement though.

[Doofus]

Le TVR said:

How do you milk sheep?

Release a new iphone.

[Fluffsri]

I think my work colleague is a Peodo, hes just told me he is off to Tampa with the kids.

[glenrobbo]

Fluffsri said:

I think my work colleague is a Peodo, hes just told me he is off to Tampa with the kids.

What's a Poedo?

Does he write scary stories?

[glenrobbo]

My wife said she was suffering from dry hair, so I bought her an umbrella with holes in.

[Doofus]

glenrobbo said:

Fluffsri said:

I think my work colleague is a Peodo, hes just told me he is off to Tampa with the kids.

What's a Poedo?

Does he write scary stories?

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how you mis-spell a mis-spelling

[Fluffsri]

Doofus said:

glenrobbo said:

Fluffsri said:

I think my work colleague is a Peodo, hes just told me he is off to Tampa with the kids.

What's a Poedo?

Does he write scary stories?

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how you mis-spell a mis-spelling

I have no idea what a Poedo is lol.

[schmunk]

Fluffsri said:

have no idea what a Poedo is lol.

Quite long, side parting, scruffy...

[glenrobbo]

Doofus said:

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how you mis-spell a mis-spelling

[Fluffsri]

schmunk said:

Fluffsri said:

have no idea what a Poedo is lol.

Quite long, side parting, scruffy...

Thank you for the education, Ive also found the correct spelling of peedo

[Evangelion]

What's a peedo?

Runs down your leg if you don't shake it off.