Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Piersman2 said:
Vipers said:
-459.67, (most books quote 460 which is rounded up - when you are dealing in thousands of metres of Helium gas's the 0.67 is big bucks, I have been using that for years in my job, anyway, one for today, and I am waiting for the disected version.
Four men in the pub are debating the fastest thing in the universe.
The first one said “It’s a blink, that the fastest thing in the universe”
The second one said “No way, it’s a wink, that’s the fastest thing in the universe”
The third man said, “Your both wrong, it’s a flick of a switch, you flick it, and the light comes on, that’s the fastest thing in the universe”
The fourth man said “You’re all wrong, its diarrhoea, I woke up the other night, and before I could blink, wink or flick a switch, I had st myself”
Four men in the pub are debating the fastest thing in the universe.
The first one said “It’s a blink, that the fastest thing in the universe”
The second one said “No way, it’s a wink, that’s the fastest thing in the universe”
The third man said, “Your both wrong, it’s a flick of a switch, you flick it, and the light comes on, that’s the fastest thing in the universe”
The fourth man said “You’re all wrong, its diarrhoea, I woke up the other night, and before I could blink, wink or flick a switch, I had st myself”
Actually , it's milk.
Because it's pastuerised before you see it.
tvrolet said:
Sir Lancelot had the custom of removing the eyes from everyone he'd slain in battle.
After he'd killed his 500th victim though, he stopped and started just collecting rubber balls. Folks wondered why?
Coz the Knight has a thousand eyes.
very clever After he'd killed his 500th victim though, he stopped and started just collecting rubber balls. Folks wondered why?
Coz the Knight has a thousand eyes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37756...
tvrolet said:
Sir Lancelot had the custom of removing the eyes from everyone he'd slain in battle.
After he'd killed his 500th victim though, he stopped and started just collecting rubber balls. Folks wondered why?
Coz the Knight has a thousand eyes.
...and the chap who had a hit with that punchline has just kicked the proverbial... After he'd killed his 500th victim though, he stopped and started just collecting rubber balls. Folks wondered why?
Coz the Knight has a thousand eyes.
Laurel Green said:
tvrolet said:
Sir Lancelot had the custom of removing the eyes from everyone he'd slain in battle.
After he'd killed his 500th victim though, he stopped and started just collecting rubber balls. Folks wondered why?
Coz the Knight has a thousand eyes.
...and the chap who had a hit with that punchline has just kicked the proverbial... After he'd killed his 500th victim though, he stopped and started just collecting rubber balls. Folks wondered why?
Coz the Knight has a thousand eyes.
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