Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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k...This oldie came to the forefront when out walking.
A guy is standing at the bar slowly getting drunk, the conversation between him and the barman goes like this:-
Man “Another beer please”
Barman “”Your drunk go home”
Man putting a shoe box on the bar says “I have a rabbit in this box who can play the piano, if I show it to you will you give me another beer”
Barman agrees.
The man taps on the box, out comes a rabbit and a grand piano, sits down and starts playing. The barman is amazed and gives the man another beer.
Many beers later the man drunker again says “Barman another beer please”
The barman is now fed up with the bloody rabbit and the drunk and says “No, go home”
Man says “I have a mouse in the shoe box sings like Frank Sinatra, is that worth a beer”
Barman says “Yes”
Man taps on the shoe box, out comes a mouse dressed up, top hat and a cane, and starts singing “Give me the moonlight………………….”.
The barman gives the man a beer. Many beers later, the drunk who can just about speak ask the barman “Can I have another beer barman”.
The barman has now realised how much the act is worth, says to the man “Tell you what, I will give you another beer if you sell me the act”.
Man says, “You can have it for a fiver”
Barman gives the drunk a fiver and one last beer. The drunk necks the beer and turns to leave.
As he is walking past the door, a punter who has witnessed the entire scenario, says to the drunk “Excuse me sir, you know that act is worth far more than £5”
Drunk says “It’s not even worth that”
Man says “I don’t understand, you had the rabbit playing the piano and the mouse singing like Frank Sinatra, that’s worth a fortune”
Drunk says “No it’s worthless, the mouse can’t sing”
Man says “But I heard it singing”
Drunk says “Its not the mouse, its the rabbit, he is a ventriloquist”
A guy is standing at the bar slowly getting drunk, the conversation between him and the barman goes like this:-
Man “Another beer please”
Barman “”Your drunk go home”
Man putting a shoe box on the bar says “I have a rabbit in this box who can play the piano, if I show it to you will you give me another beer”
Barman agrees.
The man taps on the box, out comes a rabbit and a grand piano, sits down and starts playing. The barman is amazed and gives the man another beer.
Many beers later the man drunker again says “Barman another beer please”
The barman is now fed up with the bloody rabbit and the drunk and says “No, go home”
Man says “I have a mouse in the shoe box sings like Frank Sinatra, is that worth a beer”
Barman says “Yes”
Man taps on the shoe box, out comes a mouse dressed up, top hat and a cane, and starts singing “Give me the moonlight………………….”.
The barman gives the man a beer. Many beers later, the drunk who can just about speak ask the barman “Can I have another beer barman”.
The barman has now realised how much the act is worth, says to the man “Tell you what, I will give you another beer if you sell me the act”.
Man says, “You can have it for a fiver”
Barman gives the drunk a fiver and one last beer. The drunk necks the beer and turns to leave.
As he is walking past the door, a punter who has witnessed the entire scenario, says to the drunk “Excuse me sir, you know that act is worth far more than £5”
Drunk says “It’s not even worth that”
Man says “I don’t understand, you had the rabbit playing the piano and the mouse singing like Frank Sinatra, that’s worth a fortune”
Drunk says “No it’s worthless, the mouse can’t sing”
Man says “But I heard it singing”
Drunk says “Its not the mouse, its the rabbit, he is a ventriloquist”
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