Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
MartG said:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won ten grand with Claims Direct
It's Raining, It's Pouring
Of course...it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
Now he can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry..
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won ten grand with Claims Direct
It's Raining, It's Pouring
Of course...it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
Now he can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry..
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Mary is a low class we,
Just 20 quid an hour,
But every time you shoot your load,
Be sure to take a shower.
For Mary has a hidden past,
And word is slow to travel,
But when she was an eight year old,
She got fked by Jimmy Saville.
She also had a run in once,
With a younger Gary Glitter,
So be sure to have a tetanus shot,
If you do her up the stter.
Just 20 quid an hour,
But every time you shoot your load,
Be sure to take a shower.
For Mary has a hidden past,
And word is slow to travel,
But when she was an eight year old,
She got fked by Jimmy Saville.
She also had a run in once,
With a younger Gary Glitter,
So be sure to have a tetanus shot,
If you do her up the stter.
Jonboy_t said:
Mary is a low class we,
Just 20 quid an hour,
But every time you shoot your load,
Be sure to take a shower.
For Mary has a hidden past,
And word is slow to travel,
But when she was an eight year old,
She got fked by Jimmy Saville.
She also had a run in once,
With a younger Gary Glitter,
So be sure to have a tetanus shot,
If you do her up the stter.
Well, that escalated quickly!Just 20 quid an hour,
But every time you shoot your load,
Be sure to take a shower.
For Mary has a hidden past,
And word is slow to travel,
But when she was an eight year old,
She got fked by Jimmy Saville.
She also had a run in once,
With a younger Gary Glitter,
So be sure to have a tetanus shot,
If you do her up the stter.
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