Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
Nom de ploom said:
Went to B&Q with the wife and bought one of those new fangled energy saving light bulbs and the shop assistant asked her "are you going to put that up yourself" and I replied, "no, its for the lamp in the living room"
Reminds me of this one:I went to B&Q and said to a staff member, "I'm looking for a dildo rail."
He said, "I think you mean dado rail."
I said, "No, it's definitely dildo. I'm going to put it up myself."
Johnspex said:
Did what do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs that playsragtime piano?
A plinky plonkyhonky tonky wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs that plays ragtime piano?A wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs that plays
A plinky plonky
A plinky plonky honky tonky wonky donkey.
edited for tradition.
Voldemort said:
Johnspex said:
Did what do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs that playsragtime piano?
A plinky plonkyhonky tonky wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs that plays ragtime piano?A wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs that plays
A plinky plonky
A plinky plonky honky tonky wonky donkey.
edited for tradition.
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