Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[turbobloke]

john2443 said:

I could put this in a MMGW thread but that would be far too cat-among-the-pigeons for PH so I'll just drop it here. (Stolen from facebook)

In reality it would be more like this world, ho ho ho.

[turbobloke]

Until recently I couldn't stop thinking about American sitcoms, but I'm over it now. Happy days.

[ChemicalChaos]

john2443 said:

I could put this in a MMGW thread but that would be far too cat-among-the-pigeons for PH so I'll just drop it here. (Stolen from facebook)

Yes, because elderly people dying in freezing homes because they can't afford carbon-taxed fuel bills for heating is really a better world

[MartG]

[Shaw Tarse]

turbobloke said:

Until recently I couldn't stop thinking about American sitcoms, but I'm over it now. Happy days.

Cheers!

[mickk]

Shaw Tarse said:

turbobloke said:

Until recently I couldn't stop thinking about American sitcoms, but I'm over it now. Happy days.

Cheers!

Taxi for turbobloke!

[MartG]

mickk said:

Shaw Tarse said:

turbobloke said:

Until recently I couldn't stop thinking about American sitcoms, but I'm over it now. Happy days.

Cheers!

Taxi for turbobloke!

Is he with Friends ?

[anonymous-user]

The French Price Of Biere

[TerryThomas]

ChemicalChaos said:

Yes, because elderly people dying in freezing homes because they can't afford carbon-taxed fuel bills for heating is really a better world

No-one will ever die on your watch...

[louiebaby]

My ex-girlfriend has accused me of stealing one of her Shaggy CDs.

I said "It wasn't me", to which she replied "No, Mr Boombastic".

[turbobloke]

MartG said:

mickk said:

Shaw Tarse said:

turbobloke said:

Until recently I couldn't stop thinking about American sitcoms, but I'm over it now. Happy days.

Cheers!

Taxi for turbobloke!

Is he with Friends ?

Rhoda and Louie.

[MartG]

I found a suitcase while out walking in the woods today. Inside it was a fox and four cubs.
I rang the RSPCA to report it, and they asked "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure" I said "but I guess it would explain the suitcase..."

[Vipers]

MartG said:

MOD probably got the duct tape on ebay

[MartG]

Vipers said:

MartG said:

MOD probably got the duct tape on ebay

You're kidding, right ? They'll have got it from one of their preferred suppliers at £750 a roll because "it's mil-spec don't you know"

[melhookv12]

People often ask me how i smuggle food into the cinema?

Well.. I have a few Twix up my sleeve!

[Vipers]

MartG said:

Vipers said:

MartG said:

MOD probably got the duct tape on ebay

You're kidding, right ? They'll have got it from one of their preferred suppliers at £750 a roll because "it's mil-spec don't you know"

Your probably right.

[Doofus]

B'stard Child said:

49 inch

The daily can cope with a lot



But I couldn't get a 37 inch TV in the boot of a a seven series 10 years ago and PH claims you can get three dead hookers in one....

Oh. "Daily driver." Not "Iveco Daily."

[glenrobbo]

Vipers said:

MartG said:

Vipers said:

MartG said:

MOD probably got the duct tape on ebay

You're kidding, right ? They'll have got it from one of their preferred suppliers at £750 a roll because "it's mil-spec don't you know"

Your probably right.

He is.

[Lordbenny]

I was going through a few old photos and found one from the day I met R.E.M .......that's me in the corner!

[Evangelion]

Doofus said:

B'stard Child said:

49 inch

The daily can cope with a lot



But I couldn't get a 37 inch TV in the boot of a a seven series 10 years ago and PH claims you can get three dead hookers in one....

Oh. "Daily driver." Not "Iveco Daily."

Be careful you don't get stuck in the Trafic ...